Atypical Divorce Cases

New article "Are you my sweetheart?" (Chasing Wife Crematorium) has been updated As a typical representative of business marriage, Lu Yunzhang and Wen Shitang got married with great fanfare, but divorced... And the world collapsed. There are rumors that the two fought in public over the divorce, threw flower pots at the negotiation table, and brought their own teams of lawyers to argue over the ownership of an ashtray. ROUND1 Lu Yunzhang: "The oil painting on the wall of the living room on the first floor was taken by me in Paris. It is a masterpiece by a famous artist and a priceless treasure." Wen Shitang looked calm: "I asked ten generations of craftsmen to customize the picture frame. It is made of mahogany and inlaid with mortise and tenon joints." The lawyers on both sides were professional and smiling, and they were both decent people. We broke up peacefully. ROUND2 Wen Shitang raised his chin slightly and said condescendingly, "I bought your tie." Lu Yunzhang took off his tie and threw it on the table, with a sneer on his face, "Your white shirt seems to have been given by my mother last year." Wen Shitang retorted, "Mr. Lu's trousers seem to be made by my tailor." The lawyer wiped his sweat and tried to smooth things over, "You two are a good couple, calm down and have a civilized divorce, a civilized divorce." "I want to take away the lamp from the bedroom." "Whatever! But the couch is mine!" "If you please, I'll have the Italian tableware in the kitchen." "The blanket on the sofa in the cloakroom is mine! I also made the swallow's nest under the eaves." "The embroidered pillowcase in the bedroom belongs to me, and the swallow hasn't come back for three years since you finished making its nest." "That's because you actually fed them turkey! People like you who have no common sense in life can't take care of children at all, so the custody of the children..." Lu Yunzhang stopped suddenly, tugged on the tie that no longer existed, and was so neatly dressed that he "forgot, we don't have children." Lawyers on both sides of the table looked horrified and began to doubt their entire careers. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Lu Yunzhang always thought that Wen Shitang, with whom he had respected each other for seven years, was an iceberg | wife. It was not until the divorce that he discovered that everything was an illusion. Divorce is unhappy, remarriage is at the crematorium. Before our separation, I never knew we were in love. The big attack of the chic heart × the proud and paranoid beauty suffers Marriage first, then love, reunion, and bloodshed. Please do not have too high standards for this article. －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ New copywriting: Top idol Ji Youxin is an omega with a pheromone recognition disorder. Although her own pheromones have a high adaptability of 99.9%, She cannot recognize any pheromones from other people. Ji Youxin has a secret. He has a "tail". When he likes someone, he can't help but touch him with his tail. Only those who are in love with him can see it. Actor Yu Shaoxian, as an alpha who cannot adapt to 99.9% Of pheromones, is worried about marriage and love issues every day. Some fans even pulled out a banner at the award ceremony: calling on the public to pay attention to lonely artists, solve the issue of the actor being single, and build a harmonious and friendly entertainment circle! His good friend, the doctor, said: Believe me, even if he is not sick, he will be alone for the rest of his life. One day, it was officially announced that the two would collaborate in a new drama. Netizens were stunned for a second, and then burst into thunderous applause: What a match made in heaven, this is a match made in heaven! You guys stand still and the organization will move the Civil Affairs Bureau over here! Ji Youxin fans: We agree to this marriage! Fans of Yu Shaoxian: Daughter-in-law descended from heaven! Amidst the rolling thunder, the new national Lalang CP was born. Half a month after the filming of the new drama started, Ji Youxin attended an event and publicly dissed Yu Shaoxian. Netizen: If you speak out against your body's integrity, you must have fallen into it! Another day, Yu Shaoxian was interviewed and bluntly said that he was not interested in vases and expressed the hope that everyone would stop their flirting behavior. Netizen: You wear his cheering colors, you love him so much! Yu Shaoxian:... Ji Youxin:...... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ji Youxin sees herself as: a 1.8 Meter strong man, a decathlon idol is me! Ji Youxin in Yu Shaoxian's eyes: a gaudy rookie chicken and butter niche. Ji Youxin in the eyes of fans: Baby mama loves you! (In the background, a real man roared: Don't call me baby!) Actor Yu Shaoxian and idol Ji Youxin, who have been dating for many years without any scandals, no commercials, and idol Ji Youxin, both felt that the other was somewhat sick. At the beginning, a certain tsundere idol said: Even if I die, jump from here, die outside, I will never be with Yu Shaoxian! Until one day, he couldn't help but touch Yu Shaoxian with his tail... Yu Shaoxian stared at him for fifteen seconds: "What is this?" Ji Youxin: It's such a long time. ----------------------------------------------- When you were young, you were willful, arrogant, and unscrupulous. Times have changed and you suddenly look back. Is the person who accompanied you, protected you, loved you, and waited for you to grow up still there? Cold and abstinent, there is nothing better than love. I hate vases the most. I don't like to watch people act coquettishly. I am an old cadre (not). Actor Gong 1v1he Although it is an article about the entertainment industry, there is no prototype! No prototype! No prototype! Intention: Human beings learn to love through sacrifice, self-rejection, separation and hatred.