This article is also known as "If the FBI has the ability, they will shoot me!" "If the police have the ability, they will shoot me!"
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Lin Yousheng, an ordinary person, played the role of cannon fodder for nearly a thousand episodes in Ke Xue's small world. One day, he finally couldn't bear it anymore!
Procrastination, laziness, and evasion of responsibilities are synonymous with Lin Yousheng, a salty fish. Lin Yousheng doesn't care about red and black undercover agents or silver bullets. He just wants to know when the original work will be completed.
It seemed to be a long way off, so Lin Yousheng decided to give up.
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1. God of Creation: "Xiao Lin, the cannon fodder roles assigned to you this season are [paranoid artist] [coveted flower shop owner], etc., The performance details are..."
"Wait, what are you doing??!"
How did the artist get involved with the serial murderer who coveted the flower shop owner? ? !
Lin Yousheng: "I've had enough of dying. I want to choose a fresh way to die. What's wrong?"
Creator God: "But according to the regulations..."
Lin Yousheng said calmly: "Then I won't do it. If you can, fire me."
God of Creation: "Oh no! I'll give you a salary increase~"
2.
Winery code: [KRUG]
Following Ginjiu on a mission, he experienced what it means to be a model worker, as tired as a dog.
On the roadside, he happened to meet [the cannon fodder at the bottom of the organization] Vest, who was about to be absorbed into the group. He raised his hand and said, "Bang", to relieve himself of the burden.
Vodka: "?? Cook, that's just an ordinary passerby!"
Gin is also swishing to cool down the air.
Lin Yousheng felt helpless, but also a little happy: "I don't like him, what's the matter? You can also give me a try, I will die waiting for you."
Vodka: "..." The organization has hired a lunatic!
That big brother doesn't just kill people everywhere!
3.
Sent to organize undercover police
Contact him online: "Have you encountered any difficulties recently? The information has been cut off?"
Lin Yousheng: "You still want information? Ha, do you know Jiang Guling? With his mixed-race characteristics, you let him be an undercover agent? Are you crazy?"
"Or, who in the police wants to kill him legally in this way?"
The online person was ashamed: "Don't speak so harshly, we will conceal our undercover identity..."
Lin Yousheng: "I'm such a bad teammate. I can't stand it. From now on, please treat me as if I don't exist, or fire me directly and never see me again or lose contact. Thank you."
Online: "... Are you kidding me?"
Demining:
1. The writing is ordinary and the plot is ordinary. Try to make some progress in every book.
2. Ma Jiawen understands everything. I kill myself, I love myself. Babies who don't like this, please pay attention.
3. Fascinating and illogical [first person in the copy, third person in the text]
Intention: Evil will not suppress good