The Immortal Cultivator Really Doesn't Want to Be a Comedian

[The heroine is that entertainment industry mudslide, Long Qing. Yin Hong was reborn. In her previous life, she struggled in the entertainment industry all her life. Until her death, she was just a low-level person in the industry. In this life, she tried her best and tried every means to make the person who had squeezed her debut spot in her previous life get dirty information and unable to participate in the draft. At the same time, he copied the artist's previous stage for his own use. I thought she would definitely be able to join the group in the C position. Unexpectedly, Long Qing, a mudslide in the women's team draft, would be thrust into this vacant spot. Yin Hong recreated the dance of Zhuo Wen in her previous life on the stage, hoping to amaze everyone, but Long Qing's performance of "The Great Compassion Mantra" almost saved her on the spot. Yin Hong snatched away the excellent choreography of other students during her talent show and was confident that she could get high scores in this life. Long Qing's 3600-degree aerial loop + Thomas full spin scared the dance teacher to the ground. The instructor's waist injury recurred. Yin Hong quickly took out the plaster she had prepared in advance, hoping to get the instructor's attention. Long Qing directly pulled away the onlookers, stepped forward and slapped the instructor on the waist. The instructor immediately jumped on the spot, his waist injury was completely healed, and he was so grateful that he even wanted to send a banner to Long Qing. Long Qing, the mudslide in the entertainment industry, specializes in bells and whistles and all kinds of dirty tricks. After the scene was broadcast, #comedianXXX# repeatedly became a hot search topic. Audience's daily question: Comedian Qing Qing, what surprises do you have that I don't know about? On the group night, the host asked Long Qing, who was standing in the C position, what do you want to say to the fans who support you. Long Qing thought for a moment and looked at the camera sincerely: "I hope everyone will stop calling me a comedian. I really don't want to be a comedian." Fans & Mentors: "Hahahahahaha!" That night, #comedianlongqing is going on strike? ! #, # Comedian Long Qing refutes that she is not a comedian#, #she obviously has the ability but wants to be a comedian# and became hot searches at the same time. Among them, # Comedian Long Qing C-position Debut # has been a hot search for several days. Long Qing suddenly lay flat on his back. I'm tired, just be happy. Jpg Reading guide: #The heroine Long Qing has huge golden fingers. She is a cultivator who cannot ascend. She possesses extremely high martial arts and top-notch medical skills. She is all over the entertainment industry and benefits all mankind. #Easilyxiangshuangwen # Mine Clearance: The emotional line has not been written well, so please treat it as if you have no CP, and automatically ignore the male protagonist. Anyway, the male protagonist does not have much role, so I buried my head and cried. Jpg ===========The following is the advance payment========== Pre-collection of "The Chef Trains Dogs in a Survival Variety Show and Becomes Popular" fantasy and cool articles, I hope you can click into the column to collect it~ Copy: "Please note that this is a real and real survival variety show." "The real meaning is that here, every player is really likely to... Die." Qiao Yitong, the only chef in the wasteland world. The ascension failed, and when she opened her eyes and woke up again, she was faced with a scene where she could "die" at any time. Identity: She is a fool and is considered an artist by thousands of people. And Qiao Yitong, who had just crawled out from the pile of dead people, looked at the green plants everywhere, the various vibrant ingredients flying in the sky, swimming in the water, and running on the ground, and his heart beat almost 200 with excitement. Other artists: I regret it! Let me go! Who knew there really were giant pythons and crocodiles in the mountains? The only thing you can eat here is snails, and the only thing you can drink is smelly water, vomit... If you continue to stay here, you will die! Qiao Yitong (stunned): Isn't this a paradise of delicious food everywhere? Why do these people see things differently than me? The director team and the mysterious investors watched all this with cold eyes. They believe that "the true meaning of human nature can be demonstrated between life and death," so they have this cruel game. But why was the scene at the scene so different from what they originally expected? In imagination: Qiao Yitongkong has beauty but nothing else. Faced with the threat of death, one will take off the veil of disguise and reveal the most exposed side. In the past, in the entertainment industry, she resisted unspoken rules and would rather die than surrender. In the face of hunger, fear and death, would she kneel down and beg for mercy just for the sake of comfort? Selling your body? ​In fact: When the show started, Qiao Yitong, who originally thought he would just cry, easily went up the mountain to hunt, went to the sea to catch fish, and occasionally brought out a pot of delicious soup. She actually became the real boss. The "big guys" who are usually extraordinary and outstanding, actually knelt down to apologize, begged for mercy, and even tried to sell their bodies just to please Qiao Yitong for a sip of fresh soup? Director team (in a daze): It seems that reality is different from imagination. But... Can it be considered that the original intention of designing this program has been achieved? Audience: Originally, I came to see Qiao Yitong's fun, but why did I feel so depressed just looking at it? I cried so loudly! ! ! ===============Pre-receipt promotion ends============== Mission: Work hard and become a positive idol!