Unorthodox text: My name is Mu Bai, male, 25 years old, and sexually inclined. We are a family of three, me, my brother, and my father. We are a lovely family with a cold blood relationship. My brother is a bitch, he always wants to chop off my hand. Oh! Man, are your uncle's hands yours to chop off if you want? (Bushi) My father is a retarded man. He scolds me like I'm dying every day. Why don't I break his parrot that can speak three languages, smash his million-dollar pen, and smash his newly photographed antique vase? Just this one thing stopped me! They even forced me to go on a blind date. Oh! Man, am I the kind of person who will surrender to money casually? (Shide) This is our happy family! Text text: "Brother, I like you!" "Okay, brother likes you too." "No, brother, it's a love between lovers!" "Tsk. (The boss lights a cigarette) Mu Ze, first, I like women and only women; second, we are brothers, brothers! You understand White? Third, the heir of the Mu family can't be you, and the old man will only pass it on to you! Muze, do you understand? You know what to do?" There is no blood relationship between the two. ●The articles can be cruel or sweet, and most of them are based on how funny our family is. ●Being is just a joke, it doesn't mean you are stupid or have no scheming intentions! ●The author is not good at writing. If he likes to stay and doesn't like to leave, there is no need to say it in the comment area. ●I won't cheat, but the updates are slow and short.
Concept: A tough melon is not sweet...