My mother owns a tavern, and her children often get into trouble with customers. She said that my father is a wandering hunter. As soon as she saw his male dog's long waist and long legs, she immediately enthusiastically invited him to the bedroom... And drank a pot of good wine and talked all night long...
The black-haired boy pointed at his long legs and said casually, Chris and Charles, my twin brothers, both look like their mother. She said that their father should have the genes of twins, which is ridiculous, but my sisters Carol and Christine have beautiful rose-colored eyes. They should have followed some slutty nobleman.
Mom said her dream was to chain pubs to every corner of the world, so we have been traveling everywhere these years.
Regarding the story about me sleeping with the boss lady in a miniskirt all these years, yes, it's the same woman.
Intention: Give you a home
