
The Wrongdoer Gets a Priesthood Offer (Quickly Wear It)
冤种拿到神职offer(快穿)
by Noda River (野田河)
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[Ice Age] [Established Program] [War of the Gods] has been completed, [Origin of Species] is being updated [You can take a look at the final and pre-received articles of the column dormitory series. The copy of the pre-received articles is at the bottom] Copywriting of this article: "God Realm directly recruits non-staff saviors. There are no restrictions on academic qualifications or majors. There is no salary limit. Working hours are 007. Six insurances and one housing fund are paid in full by the company. Accommodation and meals are not provided. Take a look at the contract. If there are no problems, sign it as soon as possible." The four female college students who were about to graduate in dormitory 502 looked at the HR girl in front of them, the recruitment brochure, and the raging zombies outside the door and the people crying and running away. They thought of the classmates who were just thrown out to feed the zombies because they didn't sign the contract. They trembled three times and were forced to sign the employment agreement. The next second, they were sent into a world of ice and snow. "Go and save other worlds and gain the ability to go back in time! Go back to everything before and nip the zombie outbreak in the cradle!" So—— In the ice and snow, they hugged each other and shivered. Before they had time to understand the situation, they were kidnapped by a tribe of Homo sapiens as intruders. During the fierce battle between the gods, they appeared in the center of the battlefield and watched as several gods cut off half of the mountain next to them and were almost buried at the foot of the mountain. In the vast ocean, they were crowded on a small wooden boat, confused and helpless, and the next moment they were swallowed by a whale, including the boat and everyone. … Each of the four people hugged a broken ship plank and spat out the salty sea water in their mouths: "What kind of evil are we, so that we are so unlucky every time we come! Can't they choose a better time to teleport us?!" … In order to save his own world, he had to save more worlds. He is an injustice, but he is also a hero. P. S: 1. The four protagonists of this article are based on the author and the author's college roommates. They all have their own names, so it's hard to pronounce them. No other characters have prototypes, unless they want to make a cameo. 2. The original name of this article is "You have a new doomsday order" (Quick Travel) 3. The column contains the final article of the dormitory series "8.88 Million yuan received in Alipay" (apocalyptic zombies have no special powers). Copywriting of the pre-collection article of the dormitory series "Who is a serious person wearing a book?": Qiu Ming was lying on the lazy chair in the dormitory, scrolling through the circle of friends, and saw an advertisement. The background of the picture is a real photo of an airport. The comic-style male and female protagonists are on both sides. The female is a pure and gentle little white flower, the male is a rebellious and domineering boss, and there are three copied and pasted babies in the middle. Wording below: Three years ago, he abandoned her and married the eldest daughter of a cooperative company. She was so distraught that she jumped into the sea and committed suicide. Three years later, she transformed into an internationally renowned young pianist and returned with three genius babies... "Ruoming, you are still alive!" "Sir, have you admitted the wrong person?" That day, he got angry and the whole city exploded! Qiu Ming's face was full of disgust, and she couldn't help complaining to her roommate: "Will anyone really click on this kind of mentally retarded advertisement to read the novel? And the whole city exploded. Could it be that this boss is an active volcano and became a spirit?" After saying that, there was a thunder in the clear sky, and her eyes went white. When she opened her eyes again, she had actually traveled to the novel just now! She looked in the mirror: Oh my god, what a pure and gentle little white flower! And not only did she wear it herself, she also brought three of her roommates to wear it as a group! Her rough-and-tumble roommate who was addicted to the second dimension became the protagonist's refined and elegant lady mother; Her roommate who was obsessed with making money and not close to men became the eldest lady of a cooperative company who had been deeply in love with the male protagonist for twenty years before finally marrying him; And her most mature and plump lady-style roommate split into three pieces and became her three genius babies... Ah, this... This is not over yet. When I was confused, a mechanical voice sounded in my ears: Stupid humans, dare to complain about our powerful AI writing system! As punishment, you must complete the entire plot according to the main line of the original text before you can return to the real world! Qiu Ming: Oh, it's over! System: Haha! Stupid humans, you are finished! Qiu Ming: No, I mean, the male protagonist is finished... Surrounded by four idiots, he will go crazy sooner or later... System:? ? ? Note: 1. The male protagonist of this article is not the male protagonist of the original book. 2. Sand sculptures, no logic, everything serves sand sculptures. 3. The first heroine is Qiu Ming, and there may not be too many emotional scenes. Copywriting of the dormitory series pre-collection article "Graduation Travel Rhapsody [Unlimited Streaming]": After being tormented by their graduation thesis to the point of being haggard, the four girls in dormitory 502 finally came back to life with full health after the defense. "Let's go! Let's travel!" They rented an RV, and they were going on a graduation trip that they could just go on. As soon as you get in the car, the vehicle's built-in navigation automatically turns on: [Welcome to the fantasy travel mode, the road ahead leads to hell, be careful where you step, only if you are alive can you go to the next attraction] Temples with flowers made by ghost hands, classical gardens with the four seasons carved on the leaves, cruise ships that are always submerged in the water, ghost castle amusement parks, grasslands full of thunder and lightning, deserts that turn people into sand... In the intertwining of reality and fantasy, other tourists screamed and cried bitterly, regretting embarking on this desperate journey, but they—— "The scenery here is great! Come and take pictures!" "Stretch your legs out a little more, yes! This will make your legs look longer!" "Hey, the color tone of your original camera is too bad, use mine, it has its own beauty effect!" "What's delicious here? Where is the hot pot restaurant you saw yesterday?" Other visitors:? ? ? Everyone else came to escape, but they really came to travel. *Still the story of four people in the dormitory. *Due to some reasons, the four of us were not able to gather together for the graduation trip, so I simply added the missing people based on our travel experience and wrote an article myself to make up for the regret (+?▽`) Mission: Brave and strong, ordinary people can also be heroes.



