The good-for-nothing priest who eats until he dies and clings to his thighs, the good-for-nothing priest × who loves to answer questions and ignores them, is easily deceived and abducted by the descendants of the cold-blooded god of war.
Gu Yangzhi×Jiang Yingxue
It is said that once upon a time there was a good-for-nothing immortal official. Every day I know how to eat, drink, have fun, and wait to die. Occasionally I would go to the lotus pond to feed the fish, and watch mortals fighting in the sky. Suddenly one day, the divine realm issued an official document, saying that in the battle with the demons, the priests of the divine realm suffered heavy losses, and they wanted to promote several junior immortal officials from the fairy world. So the little immortal official who was just waiting to die had bad luck. Under the eyes of the entire immortal world, he ascended to the divine realm and became one of the main gods of the temple. However, Jiangshan's nature is easy to change and hard to change, and he became the little immortal official of the main god. Still eating and waiting to die. Not only that, he also learned a new skill "Fancy Green Tea Thigh Hug"
"Oh my gosh, Lord Flower God, your new clothes look so good, and this powder, tsk tsk tsk. I'm afraid it only looks so good on you."
"General Beixi, you must be too tired of this move. No wonder you swept away the demon army back then."
With this skill, the priests in God's Domain are very happy to see him. Until one day, he dozed off during the court meeting as usual, and suddenly heard his name
"So, Priest Fengshi, what do you think?" The Emperor sat in the main hall and looked at him.
"Okay, very good, I agree."
"Then it's settled. General Gu's legacy will be sent to your Highness first."
"!!!"
What the hell, the last court meeting even picked up a child. How can he raise a child if he can't even feed himself?
From then on, the down-and-out good-for-nothing priest started a different life of hugging others and flattering others.
1. Although Shou is a bit useless, he still has something.
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