1.
Lin Xi was bound by the pit-filling system and entered an unfinished ancient hegemony text. She just thought that she was going to compete in the world, but she was told by the system that the story line drawn by the host was the tyrant's favorite.
Lin Xi's pupils were shocked:... Can I do my art without selling my body?
System: The host thinks too much and becomes the tyrant's favorite, starting from never being a human being.
Lin Xi:?
2.
Lin Xi, who was unable to behave, turned into a colorful white snake and was smuggled into the tyrant's birthday ceremony by the system.
In order to add an extra layer of auspicious aura and life, he used all his strength to twist himself into the character "king" in the gift box.
Under the spotlight, Lin Xi made a stunning appearance——
A capital "ugly" shines brightly in the sun!
"..."
In the suffocating silence, the tyrant smiled coldly: "The little thing is quite unique..."
Lin Xi:......
Done! He left before he left the army...
The tyrant's next sentence: "Give me the name of a clown, and grant me the title of the Emperor to accompany you."
Lin Xi:?
Who are you calling a clown? Who is the clown?
Oh, it turned out to be me :)
3.
In order to land at the top of the tyrant's heart (physics) as soon as possible, Lin Xi, with a slender snake body, worked hard to be obedient and carefully advised the tyrant——
The tyrant's attitude was cold: "Get out."
Lin Xi looked in the mirror and was scared to death by herself. She slept in a knot and couldn't close her mouth while eating meatballs.
The tyrant said with great interest: "Reward."
Lin Xi:? ? ? This aesthetic is somewhat rebellious.
The tyrant caught Snake, who used a rocket headbutt on his chest when he was not prepared, and sneered: "Who is the rebel?"
4.
Relying on his natural cuteness (stupidity) skills, Lin Xi successfully started a daily life of domineering and domineering. When he was so proud, the tyrant saw his human form.
The fearful tyrant looked sinister and refused the three companies: "What is it? Stay away from me. If you don't change, go back!"
Lin Xi:? ? ?
Isn't it unique to become a human being? Did you say that I would be your inner clown? !
Later——
On the large dragon bed, the tyrannical young emperor carefully played with the tail of the little white snake and coaxed softly: "Be good, my dear, and become a human."
Lin Xi retracted his tail and shook his head coldly: Ha, man.
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Purpose: No matter the pain, spend every day happily