Lu Zhuoshuang stayed up late to catch up on an article about a waste material counterattacking a popular heroine.
However, the entire article revolves around the elder brother Wen Yu who has been dead for who knows how many years.
The heroine is like a human being who finally became a boss and avenged her senior brother Wen Yu, but she died with her holding Wen Yu's sword, Xiran? ? ?
After staying up all night to read this article, Lu Zhuoshuang angrily typed out 5,000 words of complaints to the long comment. When she woke up, she transformed into the heroine of the original article who was paralyzed at the bottom of the cliff.
Lu Zhuoshuang was very sad and depressed. The plot was over, what else did she need to do?
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In recent days, Tai'amen disciples have been discussing that the Sword Immortal Lu Zhuoshuang has become more powerful since he climbed up from the bottom of the cliff.
She could hold the Xiran Sword and remain motionless for a whole day. It was said that she had thoroughly understood the "Turtle Breathing Magic".
Lu Zhuoshuang: No, I just ate too much and didn't want to move.
She was able to break the leader's natal sword without changing her expression, setting his cultivation back fifty years.
Lu Zhuoshuang: No, that bad old man wanted to die on his own. He insisted on making it difficult for my disciple to use his natal sword to kebab.
She also fished a little stand-in who looked exactly like Bai Yueguang Wen Yu from the bottom of the cliff and raised her as her apprentice.
Lu Zhuoshuang: No, I just like his cooking skills.
Lu Zhuoshuang thought that the good days of mixed eating and waiting for feeding could continue forever.
Until Fu Cheng pressed her to the ground, ran his cold fingers across her lips, and said with a sinister expression: "Master, has Wen Yu ever done this to you?"
Lu Zhuoshuang suddenly realized: She came here just to have a master-disciple relationship!
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Fu Cheng always knew that Lu Zhuoshuang was not a serious master.
When he was six years old, he coaxed him into cooking, when he was seven years old, he tricked him into drinking wine, when he was eight years old, he tricked him into stealing the spirit turtle that his master had raised for thousands of years to make soup...
Only holding that sword, she was the immortal Lingshuang fairy in the eyes of the world.
Later...
He knew that the name of the sword was Xiran.
The way he smiled was exactly the same as that of his former master.
[Pure and wild little wolf dog × powerful acting · I am only interested in eating · Salted Fish Master]
Reading guide:
1. The main line of the daily Xiangsha Glyph is to raise an apprentice. The apprentice will not turn black as soon as he comes up. He needs to go through several stages.
2. The Salted Fish Master maintains her character as a boss by acting every day, and the apprentice sees through it without saying anything, and cooperates with her in acting every day
3. In the early stage, it is warm and cute. In the later stage, when the apprentice realizes that his feelings for the master are not pure, he will be sadistic (but he abuses men but not women). Of course, the final ending must be HE~
4. The male protagonist's darkening is not only due to the female protagonist, but also due to some external factors.
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Pre-receipt of the same genre: "Real-name Boycott of Master-Disciple Love"
Ruan Taotao became the heroine in the ancient sadomasochism novel between master and apprentice.
The male protagonist Ji Poxue is a cold and ascetic person with no need for emotion. He has obviously cultivated the path of compassion to save all sentient beings, but he is more cruel than the demon king next door who practices the path of killing. He cuts people like a melon and looks like a jade-faced demon king.
The moment Ruan Taotao opened her eyes after passing through the book, she knew she was going to die.
The original heroine had confessed while drunk. According to the plot, she would be rejected by Ji Boxue without hesitation and thrown into seclusion in the mysterious realm of Xuanjing. This would breed inner demons and gradually turn her into a madman.
The two masters and apprentices staged n rounds of bloody dramas of chasing each other like ghosts against a wall, and finally ended up with a bitter ending in which both of them died.
Ruan Taotao, who knew the full story, struggled to get up from the couch: "Master! Don't get me wrong! I haven't finished speaking yet! I, I, I like your... Hairpin! Can you lend it to your disciple to wear for two days?"
Ji Boxue:? ? ?
From then on, the plot went astray like a runaway horse.
Every day that followed, Ruan Taotao was trying to find a way to survive, trying not to let herself and Ji Poxue look at each other.
But I didn't expect that the plot would be so completely distorted.
One day, she woke up from Ji Buxue's bed, and then... Saw his cold and dusty face in the mirror.
On the first day she exchanged bodies with Ji Poxue, Ruan Taotao discovered a secret that might lead to silence if told.
The seemingly aloof and ascetic Master is actually a feared wanted criminal in the six realms. He even wants his own vest in the name of the leader of the righteous path...
Ruan Taotao:! ! !
Good guy, it's really fun.
On the other side, Ji Poxue was also taking out a stack of secrets of survival from under Ruan Taotao's pillow.
"The first way to live your life: Make your own rumors"
"Chase all the senior brothers in the sect and block the possibility of Ji Boxue and I seeing each other in every possible way √"
"Second Form of Keeping Life: Keep a safe distance from Ji Boxue at all times."
"When he goes east, I must go west. When he points to the sky, I must point to the earth. No matter the soul or the body, they cannot be on the same frequency!"
Ji Boxue: "..."
He finally knew what kind of madness his little apprentice had recently.
[The dog is crazy and criticizes the sweet girl × He was once a bohemian boy. He had no choice but to be promoted as the leader of the righteous path. He had to pretend to be cold and rebellious Master]
Purpose: To establish correct values, guide and educate children correctly
I almost forgot what I wrote before!