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Yanzhi becomes the male protagonist's broom star sister.
From then on, she would choke when drinking water, and would choke when eating. While others admired the birds, she had to worry about bird droppings getting on her head.
System: As long as you follow the plot and cause trouble for the male and female protagonists, you can spend the day smoothly.
Yanzhi: But the reason why I am so unlucky is because of you. I refused to compromise with the perpetrators, but instead committed violence against my relatives.
The system waited for Yanzhi to give up, but he didn't expect Yanzhi to meet a special person.
As long as you are in contact with the other party, the unlucky value added to you by the system will be reduced.
Yanzhi was so happy that after school that night, he followed Shi Jiu.
Shi Jiu turned his head and looked at her with cool eyes: What do you want to do?
Yanzhi raised his face, solemnly clasped his fists with hope in his eyes, and said in the tone of Li Kui calling Song Jiang:
Brother! Take in a younger brother? The kind that can carry your bag!
Shijiu:……
Recently, it is popular in the class to read domineering gossip. Girls often cover their faces and say that they want to be the big brother's woman.
But he never expected that what this girl wanted to do was to be his brother's bag-carrying boy...
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Yun Wan is wearing a book.
In this book, the male protagonist of Jinjiang is her eldest brother, and the male protagonist of Qidian is her second brother.
When Yun Wanchuan came over, she was on her way to sell her two younger brothers.
Regarding this, Yun Wan, who grew up under the red flag, expressed her sadness. Isn't it just a bag of nutritional supplements with two stars? A pen holder is enough!
From then on, the life of the interstellar people, who were famous for their "self-restraint and observance of etiquette", changed drastically due to the emergence of Yun Wan.
The serious news I read in the morning turned into: Shock! Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature...
The poems and novels that cultivated sentiments in my spare time have become: You are ruthless, you are cruel, you are unreasonable!
The small yellow mosquito peeking at night also suffered from: high-frequency contraction of the base muscles 5 times, lasting 3.12 Seconds, and 7-8 spasms...
It turned into: young lovers having a romantic relationship together, falling in love endlessly during the spring night under the brocade tent ~
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Some critics claim that Yun Wan single-handedly brought disaster to the entire galaxy.
Yun Wan deeply agreed with this, and repented all the time, regretting that she had tarnished the spiritual world of the interstellar people for the sake of two star coins.
Therefore, I chose my pen name: Wangbaobaozi.
At an award ceremony, the master of ceremony said: Mr. Bastard, are you there? Award-winning son of a bitch, are you there? Are you there?
Yun Wan: ... Don't ask, you will regret it if you ask...
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