"The hilarious preview of "The Green Tea Domination Thriller" is in the author's column~"
[Straight man teases without knowing his skill in house attack x crazy criticizes beauty and fake celebrity stealing real eldest prince]
Xi Xiuyuan is an expert on ancient earth's treasure-level weapons. He has already received the highest honor at the age of less than forty.
In an accident, he traveled to the interstellar world, a junk planet.
Barren, chaotic.
It doesn't matter.
Xi Xiuyuan looked at the discarded weapon in his hand that was obviously much higher in technology than the ancient Earth. The corners of his lips hidden under the mask curved into a nice curve.
Many of his ideas can be realized.
In order to enter the most complete military research institute in the universe, Xi Xiuyuan took the tools he picked up to participate in the wilderness survival organized by the military.
The levels are abnormal and the elimination rate is high.
The entire event will be broadcast live with generous prizes.
[I guess this masked guy can't survive the first level.
[Second opinion, wearing such shabby clothes is like garbage from a garbage star.
Ten days later.
Speak less and live better, and it exploded! ! Where did you come from?
Dad! I am your long lost son!
[Big boss, boss, do you still need someone to help you? Just let me touch the weapon you made, and I can do whatever you want!
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After Xi Xiuyuan became a god in a battle, there were many people around him with various thoughts.
Countless handsome men and beautiful women expressed their love for him.
Xi Xiuyuan finally couldn't bear it one day. He pointed at the number one on the interstellar bounty list and said, "This is my lover. He is very jealous. Please don't come near me again."
All the handsome men and beauties took a step back when they looked at the eldest prince who was placed at the top of the reward list because he ran away from home and was angered by the emperor.
But, terrible!
The person they thought about actually managed to take care of the eldest prince? !
The legendary super-ferocious eldest prince who has picked up all the star thief lists?
[Xi Xiuyuan is attacking, focusing on writing]
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"Full Level Green Tea Dominance Thriller"
"Happy green tea worker was attacked by X Qing Leng crazy producer"
Yuta worked hard as a worker and accidentally fell into a precarious infinite thriller. He decided to let himself go.
Workers should fish happily every day!
In the thriller and supernatural movie, while everyone else was working diligently on their tasks, Yuta fell in love with a young man who not only had outstanding abilities, but most importantly, he also had a picturesque appearance.
Here comes the opportunity for paid love!
A ghost face suddenly appeared on the window. Yu Ta slapped it away, and then rushed to the young man's side first: "It's too scary. Fortunately, you are there!"
The chainsaw murderer went out on the street brutally. Yu Ta hugged the young man who was squeezed out of the safe area and said lovingly, "They are so outrageous. I feel wronged for you."
Finally safe, a man in the team shyly confessed to the young man. Yu Ta's eyes were filled with tears: "I am not worthy. I wish you a happy marriage in the future."
After saying this, he turned around and supported the tree to cry. But the movement was too big, and the murderous maniac lying in ambush was shaken down, head down.
Everyone:...
Is there something wrong with this direction? ? ?
Later, everyone finally realized that what they were filming was a thriller and horror film, while Yuta was filming a thriller and love action film.
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"The Devil's Retirement Life in the Entertainment Industry"
Luan He came back with the devil's aura.
At that time, he was just a well-connected person in the entertainment industry with a lot of scandals. He was the kind of person who was bound to hit the streets when he was filming a movie.
But he thinks about it now.
What scene are you filming?
Isn't it delicious to have billions of dollars in wealth?
Luan He immediately packed his luggage and went back to inherit the family business, but his six-winged wings could no longer be held back.
If you are not in the entertainment industry, there will be no attention. If you don't have attention, you can't control your magic. If you can't control your magic, you won't be able to fold your wings.
Luan He:......
I just want to be an ordinary socialist successor, and I don't want to be arrested for research.
Isn't it just filming?
Shoot! Shoot the fuck!
What? This script is the most annoying. Nine out of ten custodians read it and scolded me, and one of them went directly to the ICU?
Luan He rushed over and brought money to join the team. The filming was completed in one month and released in two months.
What? This variety show forces guests to eat bugs alive. There are many viewers but no guests are willing to participate?
Luan He paid extra money overnight to grab a flying guest, and after overwhelming the director's team, he said there could be more types of bugs next time.
The negative fans couldn't bear to criticize him anymore, after all, they were not as ruthless as Luan He himself.
A few months later, the retired anti-fans woke up in the middle of the night and saw that all the hot searches were about him.
The audience waved flags and shouted: Luan He, Luan He, the beauty in the world! Treasure sand sculpture, the best acting!
Black fans:? ? ?
What about the whole network that was promised? !
Mission: Technology changes life, true love changes the world