She was a slut, so before marrying another woman, she cuckolded him as the number one bastard in the world;
She is cold, so she only hears her name but never sees her person. Even if she walks over corpses, she still behaves willfully;
She is charming, so no matter whether they are wearing red gauze or black clothes, there are always people who are willing to die for her.
But she is even more crazy! So strategize, turn over the clouds and rain, look at all the rivers, and give guidance to the country!
She said: "If I were not crazy, I would be a woman in vain in this life!"
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"Woman, you..."
"Man, will you marry me?"
"... Woman, you are drunk."
"I'm not drunk! If you don't marry me, I'll take advantage of you!"
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"I will take you back to the palace, give you military documents, destroy your enemies, recommend you as an official, and even travel thousands of miles to retrieve your father's remains... I never want you to grovel and treat me as your master. I just want you to stand up tall, pick up your pride, and stand with me... Xue Shang, I just want you to remember my kindness, Xueshang."
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"I will let you go tomorrow."
"You----"
"Twenty years, all I ask is that you allow me not to touch a single plant or tree in my country of Yun for twenty years. When the twenty years are up, even if you want Dayun to be named Feng, I will never say no again."
"If I don't allow it, what will you do to me?"
"I will----- kill you now."
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"You said you didn't marry me for the country, for the country, for the unification of the world, and not for me to have a decent skin. Then you married me just to be cuckolded by the number one bastard?"
"If I said that I married you because I fell in love with you, would you believe it?"
"Then if I said that I married you because I fell in love with you, would you believe it?"
"... I don't believe it." This time they all gave the same answer.
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She laughed: "You laugh at me like crazy, okay, I'll show you the crazy things! The beautiful mountains and rivers, the supreme and noble ones will be thrown away by whoever loves them! From now on, you are only allowed to laugh like crazy with me!"
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A new person, a new article, please forgive me if there are any mistakes. I would like to thank you again and again.