There is a little tortoise on the other side of the mountain and the sea
The little tortoise crawled and crawled
Oh haha, I fell into a trap
Then he was picked up by a generation of immortals and used as food.
"Ah ah ah, I don't taste good, don't eat me"
A certain immortal said: "The bastard has become a spirit... You need to sprinkle some salt on it."
The little bastard cried so miserably
"I'm not a bastard~ I'm Xuanwu~"
Then the little tortoise escaped death while crying loudly.
However, a certain tortoise changed when he grew up.
"Master, why did you keep me by your side to grow up in the first place?"
"Hmm... I think it's too small and doesn't have much meat."
So in the final analysis, Master still wants to eat bastard meat...
"I think Master is also very delicious, it should be delicious."
Intention: Climb up step by step
