Everyone said that Lord Hua'an, the master of the Xuanxu Realm, was a man of extraordinary grace and profound cultivation. He was a flower on a high mountain that was difficult to climb.
However, the reality is——
"Your Majesty stayed in bed today. Manager Dong knocked on the door for an hour but still couldn't wake you up."
"Well, um, although I really don't want to say it, the sun rises from the west if your Majesty gets up early."
"Director Dong, it's bad! Your Majesty has pulled out all the orchid grass (a precious spiritual grass that is extremely unpalatable) on Xiaoyun Slope!"
"Why are you pulling out the blue kite grass? Is it because the profit of the blue kite grass has declined, so you plan to plant other spiritual grasses?"
"No, Your Majesty wants to grow Snow Spirit Fruit (the lowest level Spirit Fruit, which is of no use other than delicious)!"
"It's not good! Your Majesty drank again!"
"Quickly, evacuate all disciples and servants! Don't let your Majesty have the opportunity to 'discuss with each other!'"
"Your Majesty didn't find anyone to discuss with. Your Majesty was painting at the time, so..."
The walls and pillars of the main hall are covered with stick figures.
Tan Zeshu: "Qingqing, I heard that the story of you and the Sword Sect's Senior Brother, the Medicine Valley Master, and the Demon Lord of the Demon Realm is being circulated in the market. There are several story books published!"
Tan Zhao: "It's all fake. Do you believe it?"
"Well, that's not the case. Just... No one wrote about you and me. Could it be that I'm too low-key?"
"Then... I'll write the script?"
Two months later.
"Qingqing, they all say that your words are false and they don't believe that we are true love."
Tan Zhao looked at the man's face that was exactly the same as his and sighed. He turned around and ordered: "Pass this order, I will become a Taoist couple with Mr. Zeshu, and the marriage ceremony will be held in a month."
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This article is self-inflicted
Intention: I love myself, live seriously and live comfortably