Please Be Nice Today Too

Sang Zhao is a little orange cat. He had been a pet cat twice before, but then he had bad luck and suddenly became a human being through cultivation, so he had to starve diligently and work hard to pretend to be human. It's so hard to pretend. Pinyin is difficult to learn. I am not familiar with the nine-key and twenty-six-key keys, and all the words I type are typos. It is difficult to learn arithmetic. I want to buy a pound of sticky cakes, but I don't know how much a pound is. I was deceived into buying three and a half pounds, and I was shortchanged by 60 cents. He really wants to be a cat forever, scratching the curtains and the floor every day, staring at the birds flying by the window, and waiting for humans to praise him as the cutest kitten in the world after get off work. Sang Zhao let out a long sigh, munched a sandwich with his computer bag, returned to his work station, and awkwardly took out the mouse. He keenly heard the humans saying behind his back that he was a "connected person". He took out his mobile phone, entered Baidu skillfully, and quickly typed a series of typos. [Is light type fu a trial?] - In order to improve the company's reputation, Tang Yu decided to do some charity. He signed an agreement with the government, stating that he could accept some special personnel to work in his company, commonly known as related households. But... Isn't this too special? When I entered the company, I saw employees walking with their hands and holding umbrellas with their feet. Taking the elevator, bumping into a salesperson, she wiped the blood from her mouth gracefully. I started to go to work in confusion, and saw the new assistant wandering in with a laptop on his head, and started meowing like a cat when he opened his mouth. Tang Yu: ... Oh. It's good to have some epilepsy! Young people just want to be crazy, croak croak croak! Later, Tang Yu pinched his man and let out a loud scream. "Why are you all coming to my company to pretend to be fake?! Why don't you pretend better? Sang Zhao, stop climbing on the wallpaper and come down from the ceiling!" ① Main attack, stupid cat x social animal CEO. ② Monsters are rampant in the world, so please pretend to be a good person today! ③The copywriting has been rewritten, but it is still the story of the kitten and the boss. The entry point was not easy to write before, but now the entry point has been changed and it is much smoother. Long live the kitten! —— The pre-released article "Take a Bite of the Potato God" click on the column to collect it ~ Wow! Copywriting: Zhu Xian really likes to eat potatoes. Steamed potatoes are delicious, fried potatoes are delicious, shredded potatoes, mashed potato cakes are delicious, French fries, potato chips and potato wedges are all delicious! He can eat potatoes for every meal every day. Others say that with how much he likes potatoes, he can even fall in love with potatoes. So, one day, he really met the Potato God. The god held a basket of potatoes and blocked Zhu Xian. In Zhu Xian's confused eyes, he turned into a huge potato as tall as a man. The potato skin was flushed and swaying slightly. "I am the Potato God, and I want to be with the person who loves potatoes the most. You... Hey, why are you fainting?" - Zhu Xian's life was originally peaceful, but he never expected that he would get into trouble because he liked eating potatoes too much. The Potato God took the parchment contract and said that their marriage was destined by fate and that the gods had made it clear. Although they have just met, they have been a couple since Tudou was born! Zhu Xian was almost suffocating as he pressed his hand. "I'm just greedy, why did I get married?" "It doesn't matter." Potato God comforted him, "Marriage first, love later, we gods all engage in such forced love." - Later, Zhu Xian took his handsome South American boyfriend to the party. The boyfriend has honey-colored skin and curly brown hair. He is wild yet obedient. His light gray and transparent eyes have been looking at Zhu Xian without even looking at anyone else. A friend joked to Zhu Xian: "Where can I find such a handsome foreign boyfriend?" Zhu Xian told the truth: "It's a baby kiss." Friend:? The boyfriend leaned over and added in standard Mandarin: "It's my husband." ① Main attack. Human x Potato God. ②Thank you for discovering it, Juanjuan loves you~mua! —— Purpose: This article promotes the correct values of equality and universality through the positive daily life of the protagonist.