
The Whole World Won't Let Me Be a Salted Fish
全世界都不让我当咸鱼
by Breast Caps Don't Make You Fat (奶盖不长胖)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 46k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Ye Congan dreams of becoming a casual cultivator, doing nothing all day long. As a result, Xie Lingqing stopped him. Ye Congan was aggrieved and went against Xie Lingqing. Xie Lingqing wanted him to give full play to his amazing talent in painting, draw mythical beasts and magic weapons, and become an unparalleled talisman cultivator. Ye Congan didn't want to do anything, so he just painted his good senior brother. —————— Xie Lingqing gave Ye Congan a communication talisman. The original intention was that when Ye Congan encountered danger, he could draw a line on the talisman and rush over. Ye Cong'an thought, since my senior brother can feel it when I draw something on it, then he can also know when I write something on it. So he started writing a lot of stuff online, but Xie Lingqing never replied. It wasn't until Ye Cong'an began to doubt whether Xie Lingqing could see it that Xie Lingqing finally returned. Ye Cong'an wrote upward: "It's raining here, is it raining in Tiansong Mountain?" "Senior brother, can you see it?" The talisman in the palm of my hand suddenly became warm, and a sentence appeared: "Yes, add some clothes." Ye Cong'an got the answer in the affirmative and harassed Xie Lingqing when he was bored. Since then, Xie Lingqing has often replied, even though most of the content is "Talk less, practice more." Ye Cong'an didn't care. Sometimes he talked too much and couldn't write it completely, or the words couldn't describe it, so he would draw a picture on it. He even became more and more courageous and even painted a small portrait and silhouette of Xie Lingqing. Xie Lingqing usually wouldn't be happy when he saw it. If Xie Lingqing wasn't happy, Ye Cong'an would be happy. Until Ye Congan was in real danger, this communication spell did not play a real role. Xie Lingqing was so angry that he almost burned his talisman. Ye Cong'an did not try to persuade him, but could only say: "Uncle, please don't burn it." Xie Lingqing calmed down on the spot and let him go, as well as his communication charm. —————— Ye Congan's lack of ambition is actually just an illusion to protect himself. Because he has no memory, he lives extremely cautiously. No one can believe it, but Xie Lingqing's inexplicable concern makes him a little shaken. This gave him the idea that "he seems to be serious". Xie Lingqing watched Ye Cong'an's birth and growth, and saw Ye Cong'an's family destroyed. He took him to Tiansong Mountain and sealed his memory. In fact, he didn't want him to forget everything, but he wanted him to focus on cultivation so that when the memory seal disappears in the future, he will have the strength to do what he wants to do when he remembers what happened. Ye Cong'an is his only concern for this world. He felt that only when Ye Cong'an could truly protect himself and protect what his parents left for him could he live up to Ye Cong'an's parents. He can feel relieved when he leaves. However, Xie Lingqing didn't expect that the day when the memory seal would expire would come so suddenly that he didn't notice it at all. Ye Congan is so good at pretending. Ye Cong'an wouldn't let Xie Lingqing leave, and Xie Lingqing was reluctant to leave, so parting couldn't come. Ye Cong'an: I know that senior brother hates me the most Xie Lingqing: ... What should I do if my junior brother is too good at acting like a spoiled child? It's quite urgent to wait online. —————— Brother who is not good at words, cold and worried about his male mother x Brother who looks cheerful but is actually very thoughtful —————— The senior brother starts with a golden finger, and the junior brother develops. There is an amnesia plot, but it is only used as a clue. The memory is restored in the middle period, and no blood is spilled. There is a revenge plot in the later period, but the main purpose is to establish a correct outlook on life. If you have a grudge, you are not a virgin. When Ye Cong'an was a child, he called Xie Lingqing "brother Lingqing" and "little uncle". He usually called him senior brother, but when he was acting coquettishly, he would also call him "brother" and "little uncle". The senior brother has no bad tendencies and will not commit suicide. He feels that there is a reason why he will not live long. The reason is a long story. To put it simply, he has a good physique and will be robbed if someone finds out. He feels that he will not live long. There are more than one pair of deputy CPs. A sweet little article that is not too brainless. Readers are welcome to catch the logical loopholes. Purpose: Establish a correct outlook on life