Outside the account
Servant: Commander, there have been rumors in the court recently that you are having an affair with your favorite Li Lingyu. For the sake of your reputation, you'd better... Respect yourself.
Liu Shuai: Oh, I understand. Go down. By the way, call my favorite over and give me a warm blanket.
Junior official: ... Commander, didn't you hear what the official said just now?
Liu Shuai: I heard it. However, when you go out, remember to bring the quilt for my favorite. The wind and snow are heavy tonight, so my favorite does not need to go back.
Junior official: ... Commander! Respect yourself, respect yourself, okay?
Liu Shuai: Self-respect? Why? It was obviously my favorite who seduced me, why should I respect myself? ! Oops, I forgot that I have a quilt here. You don't need to bring it. It's enough for my beloved and I to share a quilt tonight.
Clerk:......
Outside the account
The blushing favorite: Who seduced you? It was obviously you who was seducing me from the beginning to the end, okay? !
The domineering and loyal dog general man vs. The woman who wants to do serious things
Liu Shuai: If there is anything serious to do, I will do it with you.
Favorite: Forget it, you can't do the things I did using secret whistles in the ghost market.
Liu Shuai: What do you mean, I, the dignified military governor of Hedong, cannot do the serious things you want?
Favorite: Isn't it?
Liu Shuai: Well... That's right! After all, there really is nothing serious for men and women to do together. In this case, if you have anything inappropriate to do, I will accompany you!
(After speaking, Liu Shuai glanced at the bed behind him...)
Favorite: Well... Forget it, let's talk about conquering the world...
Intention: What should you do when fate hits you rock bottom? Get up on your own! !