..."Sev, I'm not bloody Lily Evans!" …
..."Dear Sif, I want to marry you!"...
..."What the hell JKR, I want to be Lily Snape!"...
"Lily... Please stop making trouble, okay... We are not the protagonists..."
"Who said that??? Damn it! Who told us to come here! I want to be the protagonist! Let Voldemort go, let Harry Potter go! Sev, hang yourself with a hook and don't change for a hundred years!"
Author: Thank you both of you... (Whisper: Brainless Lily, ignore her, Sifu...)