Iron Juice, Survive the Disaster?

Copywriting 1 Originally he wanted to repay his kindness as a child, but why did Mao end up kidnapping this giant Buddha back home? ! Being stubborn and mean-spirited × being upright and empathetic The third son of the Emperor of Heaven is nothing. Nian Xun, the third prince in the heaven, has been "reclusive and reclusive" all year round. At first glance, he seems to be a gentle and easy-going master... This is not the case. "Emperor of Heaven! The third prince extorted money from me again!" "Your Majesty! His Highness Nianxun has not returned the three spiritual stones he borrowed from me last year!" "Your Majesty! His Highness the Third Prince said he wanted to lead me into a way to make money, but he defrauded me of all my money!" His Majesty, the Emperor of Heaven, who was worried that he had no material for fan fiction, felt his head hurt even more after hearing these accusations. He waved his hand and gave his son a priesthood. As a result, Nian Xun, the famous Iron Rooster in the heaven and the third prince known as the "King of the Pit in the Heaven", finally won the title of "God Crossing" and became a well-deserved migrant worker! Yes, you can work if you want to work, but why is this general holding on to him like a dog-skin plaster? Luo Chuan, the general of heaven, is a good thing. Luochuan can be said to be the dream lover of countless female fairies, and his reputation is at the opposite end of the spectrum from that of a certain prince. He became famous in one battle when he was young, and opened up his future as a governor. His career can be said to be a smooth one, with a smooth road ahead and a promising future. The former general of Houtian Realm took the initiative to give up his position (actually to hide from his husband), which made this son of destiny rise to the top in one step. But Luochuan was full of blood, but he had little interest in men and women. In the end, the Tianjie Gossip Team sadly came to this conclusion: This general... I'm afraid he won't do it, right? ! Nian Xun: [Distributing leaflets] Overcoming the tribulation, overcoming the tribulation, is there anyone who can overcome the tribulation? Nine yuan and free shipping! Luo Chuan: ... His Highness should have His Highness' son, how can he come out to distribute leaflets? Nian Xun: It's okay if I don't hand out flyers... Why don't I go to you? The next second, a certain prince was chased by a certain general all over the world. The battle between demons and demons resulted in the destruction of all living beings and corpses everywhere... The river of blood meandered down the rugged terrain of the battlefield and flowed into everyone's heart. The hard-won peace has been maintained for thousands of years, and it has been so long that newcomers no longer understand that battle. With this peace, the heaven reopened the passage to the human world, but unexpectedly got involved in a vortex deeper than that war... In this war where "my enemy is unknown", who will be the final winner? People often say "whoever wins the deer dies", but little do they know that the deer is also staring at him with frivolous eyes... Yes, hunters will also be the prey of others, and even fate itself cannot change fate. "Your Highness, the fate between you and me was destined in the previous life." "In this life, I will never let go again." Nothing is settled yet. Copywriting 2 Hard-working, cunning and calculating × Passionate and passionate "Have you heard? Iron Rooster is going to have a job!" "Oh fuck Fuck! Did I hear you right?" Yes, you heard it right, Nian Xun, the third prince who has corrupted all the invincible opponents in the heaven, finally has a serious position as a god! As soon as the news came out, all the immortals rushed to tell each other, and they all cried with joy. The money lent out for thousands of years was finally paid back! The scourge of heaven finally has no time to swindle money! Therefore, on the day of the inauguration ceremony of His Highness the Third Highness, the audience was buzzing with gongs and drums, blasting firecrackers, waving red flags, and a sea of ​​people. In the midst of the cheers, His Majesty Du Shen extended his hand to the young general who was still in a daze. General Luochuan was also stunned. He came to his senses when he faced the hand handed to him, and the blush on his face quickly disappeared. Then there is a harmonious daily life where one party extorts money and the other gives it, falling in love and fighting monsters. But I hit the bed as soon as I hit him... It's harmful, it's okay if the man has his lover's intention. But then, the harmonious little days were broken within a few days. Then, there is an embarrassing situation where one party dies and the other dies again. Nian Xun wailed: It's hard for His Highness to become interested in things other than money! Why is fate so unfair! ———————————————————————— "What happened next?" A group of female fairies pestered the Bagua Fairy to ask this and that. "Later?" Baguaxian showed a meaningful smile. "Go to Duheng Hall and listen to the corner!" Copywriting 3 The Emperor of Heaven has been very generous recently. Very square, very square, gray often square. Why do everyone come to him to spread dog food? ! The son ran away with General Tianjie. The nephew ran away with the former general of Tianjie. The son's subordinates ran away with General Nth in front of Heaven. Just run, why are you showing off like this? ! He is not an old-fashioned person. After all, the fanfics he wrote are best-selling in the three worlds... (Mistaken) ∴This article is also called "Does the Emperor of Heaven Eat Dog Food Everyday Today?" Boxboxbox is so miserable... My friend, do you want to fall in love? Want to find a good partner? Want to date a rich man? As long as you come to the Third Prince of Heaven - the newly promoted god to transcend the tribulation, I guarantee that all your wishes will be fulfilled! Not only can you dispel turbid energy and increase your magic power, but you can also fall in love openly~ What is overcoming the tribulation? Overcoming the tribulation is a divine assist, and overcoming the tribulation is a small catalyst. Dushen's daily question: Did my father agree to give me a salary increase today? A certain general said to him: Isn't it enough for me to support you? The whole text is sweet and has no knives, and everything is a piece of cake. Do you want to know why you never find a partner? Do you want to know why your fate is so rough? It would be a pity not to come. Come, I will take you to a new world. Purpose: Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony