What if the Great Sage Qitian went to Shuibo Liangshan instead of Huaguo Mountain after the great peach party——
Just as the white flags were being waved in Liangshan, all the heroes swore in front of Chao Gai's memorial tablet to "capture Shi Wengong alive and avenge Chao Gai's brother"——
"Hey? Star Lords, why are you crying here? If you have any troubles, just tell me, grandson, okay?"
"Where did the monster come from! If you dare to attack Brother Chao Gai's spiritual place, why don't you retreat quickly!"
"Monkey! Where did you get my brother! If you dare to touch my brother, I, Iron Ox, will cut off your monkey head and use it as a urinal!"
"Your brother Song Jiang is doing well. I sent him to Huaguo Mountain. Listen to me and I will pay you back. If you continue to nag me, I will tell you that your brother Song Gongming and my monkey grandson will live together for the rest of their lives!"
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"Hehehehe, it's interesting. Go! I don't care about being the Lord of Liangshan, but I like this excitement. Isn't it just to catch Shi Wengong? Just catch Wen Gong and Wen Mu. What's the difficulty?"
"If you follow me, you can fight to Bianjing City with me and my grandson tomorrow, and pull the emperor down, and we can sit in his place!"
Lightning protection tips:
1. "Journey to the West" and "Water Margin" are connected in series, and occasionally other famous characters may mix in;
2. Nonsensical, light-hearted and funny stories that cannot be delved into, cannot be taken seriously, and have OOC characters;
3. The characters and plots are not exactly as described in the original work. They are based on other versions of folk legends, TV dramas, operas and other characters, and tend to beautify.
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