You Magicians Can't Do This

I was accosted by a handsome guy with white hair. He told me that his name was 5t5 and that he was a spellcaster, who specialized in removing curses. Hehe, I couldn't believe this kind of nonsense that sounded like a second grade script, until I looked through the glasses he gave me and really saw the curse. He also said that I was extremely talented and that I was indispensable in the magic world. In order to get me (x), he bought my company. Oh, someone who is thirty years old actually did some childish drama about a domineering CEO falling in love with me, I just... I obeyed because he gave me too much. Later, a man dressed as a monk with a slit on his hair came to me. He said his name was xyj, that I was extremely talented, and that I was indispensable in the world of magic. I asked him if he wanted to buy my company in order to get me. His expression seemed to freeze for a moment, and then he asked me why I would ask that. I said that there was a guy named 5t5 who did this. As soon as I finished speaking, I was knocked unconscious by him. How could someone want to get me without paying me money! (X) When I woke up, I was trapped, and the monk who said I was gifted kept checking to see if I really couldn't see the curse. I said I had to look through my glasses to see it. He was silent for a while, then suddenly changed his face, and said there was no need for waste to remain in the world. I thought I was going to be sharked, but regained consciousness. Two heads, one black and one white, appeared in the gradually clear field of vision. The black one had no seams on its head, and the white one also looked strange. Although I didn't know what happened, I still took the initiative to call their names. Unexpectedly, the two people looked at each other and expressed the same doubt: "Do we know each other?" I would literally answer this question: "I know you, don't you all want me?" The air was quiet for about ten seconds. 5T5: "Jie, leave her alone, I think there is something wrong with her brain." Xyj: "Satoru, you can't just sit back and ignore people who need help." I stared blankly as the person who seemed to have attacked me reached out to me for help. Should I pull this hand or not? * Original name: Ordinary romance * *cp5t5 *Third person, change to a relaxed style and write like a comedian Purpose: Taking work seriously is the basis for steady progress