Can You Marry Me Today?

The terminal met them when they were young. Young and full of ideals. How magnificent, may their future be equally radiant. When parting, the terminal said: "Young people, you can each make a wish to me." 50 Satoru: "Get married." Xia ○ Jie: "Please have a baby with me." Terminal: "..." Terminal: "?" Terminal: "First, you are minors; second, bigamy is illegal. Please forgive me for refusing." "How can you talk about human laws and morals on your own?" "Miss Qiushi, please don't stick to human etiquette." "But you are human, right? If you are human, you must at least have a correct concept of sexual objects," The terminal replied, "What is the correct concept of sexual object? It means that the other party must be at least one person." × It was originally a sunny day. I took my children with me, turned on the air conditioner, and got together with my sisters, eating hot pot and singing. Suddenly, a call came from the police station in Sijin saying that someone in my family had committed a crime and asked me to be released on bail. When we arrived at Sijin Village in Xiangliang District, the village chief held my hand with tears in his eyes and followed me. Wutiao and Xiayou did not want any reward after completing the task of removing ghosts, but they had to help the villagers compost compost. The two of them worked hard to blow up the cesspit from the beginning of the village to the end of the village. It lasted three days and three nights. No one in the production team was so hard-working and great. There was no excrement wherever they went. As long as there was excrement, they would do it. I took my hand away from the village chief who was crying about the smell of shit that he had been bombed seven times, and silently came to Kouban. Good guy, through the glass window, one of the criminal suspects Wu Wu and Xia Jie was picking at fruits, and the other had his feet up on the table and read a book leisurely without any regrets. I knocked on the window, and the scene immediately turned out to be a serf singing, and the little policeman angrily scolded the two super magicians who were not so honest and pitiful in the face of Principal Noctua, and even had a super dog temper. "Blowing up a cesspool in a competition, don't you have any moral character?" Me:…… I even suspect that they hired me to trick me. I wanted to turn around and leave at that time, but the little policeman had already pulled me in enthusiastically: "You are the bail bondsman, right?" Wu Moujo raised his hand: "Honey, you are here!" Xia pressed Wu's hand down at the speed of light: "I realize he's drunk - this is actually my wife!" The simple little policeman in the countryside had never seen this scene before. At that time, both the person and the voice trembled: "... What kind of family? You two work with the same wife?" Me: "It's pure rumors. Please don't add drama to yourself. Thank you for the two failed graves. It's my ex-wife. It has been handed over to my lawyer." :) × "... You must never fall in love with anyone." These were the last words my father left for me after my mother passed away, and they were also the only words he said to me. The concern about this sentence is accumulated year by year in the corner, and it has become an inevitable topic. The Ontology (me) generated by this is responsible for regulation; the Terminal (me) is responsible for being among the flowing life. I am not a "human" and I don't understand "love", so I stand here again and again, looking at the happiness called "human" and the miracle called "love" from a distance. To give unnecessary "love" and "salvation". Then, I quietly waited for the day when I (Terminal), who had learned "love" and became a "human", was rejected by me (Shiji) and returned. Waiting for the moment when the drift in the timeline ends. *Third person; *The timeline starts from the youth of the two troubled children and the high school Chongbao, which is a bit slow; *Basically, everyone survives and ends happily; *A huge Shura field, including if line; * Try to be logical and grounded, but not in a mindless and relaxing way; *The woman is older; *There is a deus ex machina; *The author may be ill, and some of the underworld content may make you feel uncomfortable during reading, but justice will eventually defeat evil. I entered V around January 22nd, and three chapters have been updated, because the author... Also needs to be on time (showing a gradually tired smile) ←Ai Lian, an author with kidney deficiency, may update it someday_(:з∠)_ Intention: If you strive to do good, you will definitely gain happiness.