The Idiot Thinks I'm a Robot

["I fell down after the resurrection of my archenemy" and "The Best Coffin Match", please pre-order] Shen Lang bought a high-tech robot boyfriend. No need to inflate, which can solve the single problem. On the day of receiving the goods, Shen Lang carried the box that was taller than himself back into the house. He looked at the robot in the box and admired it for its feathery eyelashes, slender eyes, straight nose, and sexy thin lips. No matter how you look at it, your face is as good as the entertainment industry's beauty ceiling. I stretched out my hand and touched it. Oh, the muscles are tight, elastic, and feel realistic. It is indeed high-tech. Jian Chao was framed and appeared in a strange place inexplicably. Someone carried him to the bed and said: "It's really a disaster for the country and the people to grow like this. If someone else buys it, they don't know what to do with it." "How do you use this robot? It feels really good." "Come on, baby, move it for Daddy." Business tycoon Jian Chao disappeared mysteriously and his whereabouts are still unknown. Shen Lang was worried about his idol. He patted the robot's beautiful face and said, "Come on, baby, change your position for daddy." "Why can't you move? Is it impossible? Don't you think it's useless?" Later. "Damn! Why did the robot start working on its own without being powered on!" "... I haven't been to work for several days... It's dark again..." X#The calm and gentle professor was attacked by V for being cold and abstinent# √#ishadiao250shouvbrainmakeup18forbiddenattacks# #Artist: Leng Jin# ——————Following document———————— "I fell into trouble after the enemy was resurrected" #Crazy criticizing vampire x pure and charming little Taoist priest# Yan Yinnian realized deeply that a person should not be a scumbag. He lost a game and went to the booth to ask a random man: "Handsome guy, are you leaving?" The man has a noble temperament and very white skin. He hides in the corner like a prince paying a private visit incognito. This isn't gay, right? Yan Yin Nian also symbolizes admitting defeat. When my buddy whistled, I was about to apologize and explain the whole story when I saw the man stand up. The figure comparable to that of an international supermodel made everyone in the bar salivate under the light. The man raised his eyes and looked at Yan Yinnian with a half-smile: "It's an honor." Year of Yan Yin:??? After sleeping for a hundred years, Bai Qi squinted his narrow eyes and took a deep breath when he woke up. The smell in the air was still disgusting, but that smell was the only thing that made people happy. Sitting in the bar, watching the reincarnation of the little Taoist priest who had fought for decades and sealed him for a hundred years, Bai Qifeng narrowed his eyes slightly and was about to take revenge. As a result, they were delivered to your door. Human blood is extremely foul-smelling, only his blood is fragrant. In the previous life, it was just because he couldn't hold back and bit his mouth. He was chased and sealed by that man like crazy for hundreds of years. In this life... The man held a goblet in his hand, and the red wine in the glass had just been poured from the blood bag. Looking at the trembling little Taoist priest, Bai Qi turned the wine glass overflowing with blood... Human beings often say that killing someone will destroy your heart. Little Taoist priests like to talk about the six principles of benevolence, righteousness, morality, propriety, justice, integrity and shame. Since it's heart-breaking... Then let him break the precept... The man's changed eyes flashed, and when the little Taoist priest was so frightened that he lost his soul, he said calmly: "Be good, get down." ————————Pre-received article———————— "The Best Coffin Match" After Jiang Xing died, there was an additional male corpse in the coffin. He was single until his death and was matched for a ghost marriage. Fortunately, the male ghost looks good, and his body does not rot. He becomes more and more handsome as he looks at him. As time goes by, he is quite comfortable as a pillow. Until one day a Taoist priest passed by and said that there was a soul-suppressing corpse locked in this coffin. It is specially used to suppress the person in the coffin so that he cannot enter reincarnation after death and become a lonely ghost for the rest of his life. Jiang Xing became furious. It turned out that he had been unable to reincarnate because he was suppressed by this corpse. He tried his best to separate this male ghost from himself. After trying all kinds of methods, I got Yang again! Just as Jiang Xing was preparing to be reborn as a human being, the soul-suppressing corpse appeared again at night! In the middle of the night, Jiang Xing was suffocated by a heavy object. He woke up in a daze and saw the soul-soothing male ghost who had been following him for five years, pressing down on his body and staring at him. The man's eyes were staring deeply at him, as if they were the abyss of hell, and they were even more terrifying than when he was in the coffin! The man suppressed him, his dark eyes were cold, and his tone was serious: "You have suppressed me for five years, and you can leave whenever you want?" Jiang Xing suddenly opened his eyes: What? It turns out that the soul-suppressing corpse is myself! —————————————— Final article: "I fell in love after my soul returned to the West" Shou: I am dead and he cannot see me. Watching Shou change her clothes: Well, I really can't see. "He suddenly became sweet and flirty" Shou: Lao Gong is so innocent, I have to do it myself. Later - it's no use even if you shout to break your throat. 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