A Glass of Wine

Dear readers, do you want to be a top-notch person or stay in a hotel? Have a glass of wine and drink before leaving! I have a little drunken spring breeze I have some side dishes to wrap things up Never mind him Farting is just a slap in the face See how Duan Xiaojiu became the richest beggar in history! Here is the interview for this article Reporter A: Please tell me, classmate Duan Xiaojiu, did you travel through time for Xiami? Duan Xiaojiu: Xiami? No, not for Xiami! I don't like eating shrimp! Reporter A: ***** Reporter B: May I ask Duan Xiaojiu, how did you travel through time? Duan Xiaojiu: This is a good question, and it is much deeper than the previous one. Let me give a brief explanation: Under the great prospect of time travel, under the eager expectation of readers, under the strong request of the author, under... (5000 Words are omitted below), Jiangzi! Reporter B is vomiting blood Reporter C: I would like to ask Duan Xiaojiu, what meaningful things have you done after time travel? Duan Xiaojiu: It's nothing, just a piece of cake, a pot of wine, a boyfriend, and a hundred years of freedom~ (erratic) Journalists are envious... This article is full of minefields, so if you are afraid, just read on. I am not responsible for internal or external injuries. I am writing this article only for entertainment. Please understand if I am a noob. If you like it, please support it. If you don't like it, just laugh it off...