In the process of testing the pit, I cut my own leg flesh, let it go and wrote, I like to seek harvest.
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Zu Xuan is a ten-thousand-year-old dragon. The skills of his clan are full of stars, but it is not easy to be single. To fall in love, you must first form a contract, which means that if you die, I will die.
As the last bloodline of the ancient dragon clan, Zu Xuan bears the heavy responsibility of inheritance.
But as a big BOSS in a modern city, he just wants to beat the dragon to death when he sneaks into the human world and keeps causing trouble.
The new guy who joined the company's legal team lives next door to him.
Zu Xuan smelled the various fragrances that came out of the human house every day. His taste buds that had been dormant for thousands of years seemed to suddenly wake up, and he had to think deeply.
Isn't the food in the company cafeteria delicious?
Su Ling looked at his colleague and neighbor with clear eyes: I always thought that the company cafeteria existed to provide kickbacks to the senior leaders of our group!
The next day, Chef Jiaolong, who was in charge of the cafeteria, packed up his baggage with the fine and rolled back to the Realm of Chaos.
Legal humans have been working overtime lately.
Zu Xuan saw that he was so thin that even the little fat was gone, and he suspected that someone in the company was lazy and inactive.
The shareholders' meeting will be held the next day to kill a wave of old dragons who are occupying the pit and not creating value!
The members of the group who finally entered the human world from the world of chaos and are ready to fish all day long: Hey, hey, the big boss, the dragon, raises his favorite pet, it's really terrible! !
"Everyone is so cool!"
Su Ling complained to her neighbor: "I won't do it even if you give me a raise! I want to resign! I will submit my resignation tomorrow!"
Zu Xuan: "Actually, being the boss's wife is the easiest, would you consider it?"
Su Ling: "..."
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Su Ling looked at his colleague who had the figure of a muscular man one second, and who was curled up in a tight bun the next second, and thought, "I'm so fucked."
Something was clearly wrong with the new company - roughly divided into three or more.
There are so many people! Lots of money! There are many cases!
And the parties involved are not human beings! ! !
Su Ling: ... Who can call the police for me?
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, people were not allowed to become sperms! !
The Five Principles of Physical Integrity and the Four Beauties of the New Era: A Good Citizen in the New Era·Subject
After graduation, Su Ling applied for a job as a paralegal, with a basic salary of 10k + commission (starting from 8k), 15 months of salary a year, an average salary of three months at the end of the year, accommodation (a high-end single apartment), food (five-star cuisine in the company cafeteria), a car (refueling reimbursement) and a parking space included.
Su Ling:? ? ? Are you sure you don't have any team-building activities in Southeast Asia that you won't go abroad for less than one month after joining the company?
HR: We can't guarantee this! After all, companies have quite a lot of cross-border cases.
Su Ling: I shouldn't be so stupid that I'll be slapped in the waist!
On Su Ling's first day at work, who believed the world was still beautiful, a male colleague who had been sleeping at the desk next to him for the whole morning asked for help - could he untie his body that was accidentally twisted into a tight knot?
Su Ling:......
On the second day of work, the middle-aged supervisor of the same department asked for help - the weather has been dry recently, and the scales on my body keep falling off. Can you recommend a reliable scale transplanting agency?
Su Ling:......
One day, a colleague in the company asked for help - I got into this company because of my connections, but I haven't learned how to sneeze and make it rain. What should I do?
Su Ling:......
Office break, gossip time:
Colleague A: Have you heard? The new handsome lawyer seduces our boss with his beauty?
Colleague B: I heard it, I heard it. Didn't you see that in our DingTalk group, the boss ranks first and the legal affairs ranks second?
Colleague C: Humph! Snort! I heard from my third aunt's eldest nephew's cousin who lives in the dormitory that the big boss is already living with him.
Everyone turned around and stared at the same time.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, shame on dragons. How can we, dragons, live together before we are married? We don't know how to behave."
"Oh, what age is it? Your old-fashioned ideas have long been eliminated. No more talk, sisters, do you want to go to the paw spa together? Do you want to join a group?"
"Hey, is it expensive? Add me."
"How's the effect? If it's good, count me in."
"..."
Demining (no follow-up update yet)
New attempt at modern writing, relaxed style, warm and sweet writing
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Mission: Independence and self-reliance, maintaining fine traditional virtues
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