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Grandma, who has worked in Onnyang Ryo all her life, has ushered in her retirement career, enjoying the filial piety of her shikigami children and living comfortably in the Heian Kyo era.
Under Qingming's guidance, grandma took over the superstitious activity of 'exorcising evil spirits' from a noble child.
Seeing the crying baby in the swaddle, whose voice was louder than a cat's meowing, the mother, who suffered from occupational disease, was determined to raise this little kid to be the strongest cub in Heianjing, and named him Kitomaru.
Why does this little kid keep getting more and more wrong?
He is cowardly and naive, and wants to be a bad guy. Seeing that Konekomaru has an IQ that requires him to count from one to twenty using his toes, but he still wants to deceive people. Mom is very suspicious that this baby has been sold and has to count the money for him.
Who would have thought that a thousand years later, Kitomaru would not only cease to be a human being, but would also become the leader of the ghost clan, Muhan, who is the most scourge in the world today.
The former Hanhan was still careless and even single-handedly lowered the average IQ of all the villain bosses. The whole world wanted to kill him. My mother was very worried that Hanhan would be beaten to death, so she was ready to burn paper for him.
Fortunately, the idiot's old enemy, the Demon Slayer Squad, also has a poor IQ. The two sides were noobs at each other throughout the whole process, and my grandma even drank two kilograms of melon seeds while watching the show.
Seeing Tie Hanhan trying to take advantage of the evil god in the dormitory, this behavior without any knowledge of his own intelligence made Grandma fall into silence.
When the evil god's youngest son asked him whether he believed he could use his unclean power to easily ensnare a naive and innocent person for hundreds of years, grandma acted very determined.
I believe it.
The stupid boy will probably never become smarter in his life.
When a colleague in the dormitory next door praised my grandma's new baby for looking good, my grandma felt no emotion at all.
Does it look good? Trade it for IQ!
This article is also known as "I want to become smart even if I am not miserable"
Everyone is responsible for persecuting the boss!
Note: This is an article about raising a baby on a whim. The author's knowledge of ancient Japanese history is only from games and anime. If there is anything outrageous about it... Please forgive me.
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"Those Years of Being a Sister to the Wrong Ghost King"
Also known as: Me and my unjust younger brother, the ghost king/After being reincarnated into the Heian Era, I became the unjust sister of the ghost king
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Question: How do you feel about being reincarnated into the Heian Era a thousand years ago?
Chitose: Thank you for the invitation. I am in Heianjing. I have just crawled out of my mother's womb. My family is rich and powerful. As the eldest daughter of a large family, my future is bright. The only thing I am worried about is that my younger brother is not in good health.
No one liked his younger brother's lingering on the sickbed. In order to cheer him up, the idle Chitose made a lot of efforts.
Including but not limited to eating snacks on his bedside that he wants to eat but can't eat; ignoring his angry eyes and licking his dog's head; holding him down and hitting him when he does bad things and no one else dares to do it, and then getting away with it cutely in front of his parents, etc...
However, fate brings about reincarnation. Just a few days before Chitose packed up her dowry and prepared to marry her handsome and rich little wolf-dog fiancé, her annoying brother stopped being a human being. Not only did he change his name, but he also became the leader of the ghost clan, and she also turned into a ghost.
Looking at her troubled brother who asked her to call him Wuhan from now on, Chitose's whole body felt bad.
It's really out of the ordinary!
However, the life of being a ghost was quite satisfying. After fighting against Wu Zha, she was forced to drink the blood poured by her bad brother and learned the vampire technique. The vampire technique was very effective and allowed her to regain her human sense of taste. Everything she ate tasted delicious. In addition to sleeping, she cooked every day. When she was about to starve to death, she drank two mouthfuls of his bad brother's blood.
After discovering that Chitose would not let her die, Chitose let herself go freely. When in danger, she would hold back her younger brother. The younger brother who couldn't bear it would cry, make trouble, and hang himself after just a few harsh words, leaving Muzan on the verge of being angry to death.
But as a sister, she would also help her younger brother at critical moments. When Wu Kai split into more than 1,800 pieces and ran away, she was afraid of the other person's dog lead and ran as fast as she could. After finding her younger brother, she spit it out and returned it to him.
The ghost king, who had almost regenerated, looked at the piece of flesh with saliva and teeth marks and fell into deep thought.
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Facing the twenty-five-year-old sister who is unable to do anything, is the best at cooking, and has not learned to eat people or drink her own blood in more than a thousand years, the leader of the ghost tribe is so regretful that his intestines are turning green.
The wrongdoer is myself:)
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