Chen Jihan, a handsome and wealthy CEO, traveled through time to an ordinary family of three after a car accident, and became the "mistress" of the family.
He was still a man, and he confirmed this right away.
But the people around me seemed to be blind——
Husband: Wife, here is breakfast~
Son: Mom, there is a parent-teacher meeting at school tomorrow. Who will go, you or my dad?
Neighbor: Mrs. Zhang, there is another discount in the shopping mall over there. Do you want to go cutting together?
Chen Jihan was devastated: Can't you all see that I am a man? ! I am a tyrannical, Taoist, CEO who is 1.88 And 18 centimeters tall, handsome and rich in wealth!
Husband/son/neighbor: But this doesn't affect you as my wife/mother/Mrs. Zhang?
Chen Jihan felt that the whole world was crazy.
He knows that this is the world he originally lived in. His company building is only separated by a wall from the old neighborhood where he lives now;
His appearance remained unchanged, but none of his former subordinates recognized him;
None of the neighbors, "son" or "husband" had any doubts about his identity, and even unanimously believed that he should be the good wife/mother of the old Zhang family who was diligent, thrifty, house-keeping, gentle and virtuous.
This must be God's punishment for me! Chen Jihan looked up to the sky and roared.
"Yes." Tian said.
Chen Jihan: "..."
This article is also called "Irritated Male Mother Taking Care of Baby Online". It has supernatural elements but is not scary. It should be classified as HE.
Small theater:
1)
After Chen Jihan determined to be a "boy mother" in Lao Zhang's family, he immediately became the hottest "mom" in the street.
Chen Jihan (carrying the beaten gangster): If you dare to bully my son again, I will tear off your heads and use them as balls!
Son (claps his hands): Great! Mom is so awesome!
Chen Jihan (picking up the silly son beside him again): You are not a good bird either! If you fool around all day, if you don't get into the top ten in the next monthly exam, don't eat anymore, just eat your shit!
Son (trembling): Mommy, love me again T_T...
2)
My husband's noodle shop has been open for decades, but the family's conditions are still tight.
Chen Jihan (turning over the noodle shop's account book): Haha, other people can't do it, how can making money still be a problem for me? ? ——This is the marketing plan for next quarter. Don't ask why, just do it. If you don't double the income of your little shabby shop within three months, I will call you daddy!
Husband: Yes, yes dad... Uh no, my dear wife...
3)
But he couldn't wait until the third month.
He can only stay here for 21 days.
Chen Jihan: So as long as I take good care of the father and son within these 21 days, I can go back, right?
Man in white: That's right~
Chen Jihan: This "serving" does not include betrayal, right?
Man in white: You can if you want~
Chen Jihan: I don't want to! I'm a straight man!
Man in white: You don't have to be the one below~
Chen Jihan: Where does this evil come from? ... Do you have any humanity left? !
Man in white: I am not a human to begin with~
Chen Jihan:......
4)
One night:
Husband: Wife, our son is asleep, we——
Chen Jihan: What do you want to do? ! Don't come over here! Lao, Lao Tzu—I am a aunt today!
Husband: Oh... (Thinking seriously) Do men also come to visit their aunts?
Chen Jihan: You also know this is a bug! ! ! !
Concept: Life is not only about poetry and distance, but also about the ambiguity in front of you.
