No, Why Did You Upgrade Again?

[The author's level is limited. He cuts his own legs, eats CP, and entertains himself. The comment area is for sisters to laugh. Feel free to make comments, but please do not start fights in the comment area every day. The food I produce is the most fragrant, thank you.] The world of cultivating immortals is too unsafe. They are all cannon fodder when refining qi, cutting leeks to build foundations, Nascent Soul is the leader with 996 blessings, and Mahayana is frightened and struck by lightning every day. The safest and most comfortable thing is the Golden Elixir Dzogchen Perfection, where you can stay young forever, have a car and a house for your disciples, and you can stay at home reading books and playing games in the name of retreat every day. After Chu Lan traveled to this world, she set a lifelong goal - the perfection of the Golden Elixir Stage. But she miscalculated. She is a peerless talent in cultivation. She can practice while standing, and she can realize enlightenment even while drinking water. When she goes out, she is chased by a magic weapon to recognize her master. Forget it, just sleep. ——When I woke up, I had a breakthrough again! If this continues, she is getting further and further away from her goal! - Immortal Lord Qi Jun retained his memory during the calamity in the lower realm. He stayed away from the bustling crowd and stood outside the main hall of the so-called first sect in the world of cultivation, waiting for the announcement of the selection results. As a result, a newly promoted Jindan Master pointed at him from afar and said: "I'm the only one who looks good when accepting a disciple." Qi Jun:...... Others advised: "Master Qinglan, he is of no use, he has five spiritual roots." "Good guy, it turns out to be the Five Spiritual Roots! The cultivation speed is five times slower than mine! It's so sour." Qi Jun:...... —— ①The old scarf disappeared inexplicably, and the new scarf@guagua was squeezed dry —— [Next text] "The magic is a word document" In this world, demonic cultivators are raging, and the righteous are pitting each other against each other. Long Aotian and Phoenix Aotian love each other to death. They slap in the face and upgrade, they cultivate immortality with blood, and compose a unique love. Only after Chu Ji traveled through time, he had no money, no love, and no spiritual roots. In order to survive, he went into the mountains and worked hard to dig wild vegetables. Then a... Word document appeared in her Dantian? Many years later, everyone surrounded and suppressed the traitors. Chu Ji, the dean of Wude Academy, pointed a finger slightly, and the demonic cultivation figure mixed in the blindness was exposed. Other heads: "What magical method did you use?!" Chu Ji looked a little shy: "Bold font." "???" There were also opponents who released mist. Chu Ji pointed lightly, and the mist shrunk into a thin line. Companion: "What kind of magic is this?!" Chu Ji smiled politely: "Align it in the center." "???" Chu Ji bought a new house at a low price and met a very beautiful and maverick demon cultivator sister next door. Chu Ji and she wore the same dress and hairpin, and went out together on the streets. Chu Ji: Good sisters walk together for life! Jing Henyue: Ha. Later, facing Jing Henyue's flat chest, Chu Ji sadly lost his good sister. And she remembered the time she invited Jing Henyue to sleep in the same bed. Purpose: Be humble and be kind when dealing with others.