Metaphysics Boss Pretends to Be Sick in Supernatural Variety Show

[Pre-released articles "Ace Assassin Retires as a Security Guard in Modern Times" and "Disguised as a Villain and Drives the Flower of the High Mountain Crazy" Please collect~] Lin Qi is the youngest disciple of the Taoist temple. She grew up as a boy by disguising herself as a man. No senior disciple is her opponent. She unexpectedly dressed up as Bai Yueguang, the sick and weak female counterpart in ancient sadistic novels. Bai Yueguang has melancholy eyebrows and porcelain skin, and her beauty is fragile and fragile. Her incontinent constitution makes her burst into tears, but she insists on participating in a horror variety show. In the horror variety show, other guests collected clues carefully during the day and worked hard to complete the task. Lin Qi dressed up beautifully, put on makeup from time to time, and watched the excitement, as if she was on vacation. Netizens: Lin Qi cried and called out after less than ten minutes at night! The male protagonist and supporting actor in the book: Because of the friendship we had back then, we were afraid to hide behind us. Other guests: Oh, a vase. When night fell, Lin Qi did cry, but she also punched the ghost directly into the wall. Netizens who are waiting to watch the excitement: Isn't this script wrong? ? — Later, everyone realized that Lin Qi was clearly a real boss! In the Yin Qi ancestral house, Lin Qi looked pale and seemed about to faint at any moment, crying and beating the evil spirit violently. In the strange village, Lin Qi clutched her chest and shouted that it was so scary. She used a formation to trap the monsters and let them slap each other in the face. Ghosts and monsters: Sister, why don't you think we were wrong? The original male protagonist, supporting actor and other guests: Sister Qi protect me! ! Netizens who disliked her in every possible way: Sister Qi 666! Sister Qi looks so beautiful when she is crying and beating people! Lin Qi cried, I just want to be a weak girl! ! ★A brainless Su Shuang novel, the heroine is Su Shuang, beautiful and strong (depending on the title of the novel for details), the emotional line is slow to develop. ★The background is fictional, a series of urban anecdotes, truly supernatural, the metaphysics in the article are all made up by the author, the characters have no prototypes, please do not contact reality. [Weibo@jinjiang-yuhuai, by the way, please bookmark this column~] === [Pre-released article] "Ace Assassin Works as a Security Guard in Modern Times to Provide Retirement" Copywriting: Li Xiu was an ace assassin in ancient times. After a lifetime of involvement, she finally saved up enough pension to prepare to retire, but she accidentally slipped into a script written thousands of years later. Looking at the twists and turns inside, the intrigues, you chasing me and escaping, Li Xiu has no interest at all, she just wants to retire leisurely and slowly save money for retirement. After running away from home, I accidentally saw a recruitment notice. [Security of XX Brokerage Company] Requirements: Young and strong, with relevant experience Benefits: Food and accommodation included, no overtime, five insurances and one fund Li Xiu: Professional counterpart! Easy and profitable, good job for retirement! * After joining the company, Li Xiu discovered that there were strange people at the door of the company every day. After dragging the sly-looking middle-aged man carrying a camera to the alley next door for in-depth persuasion; and throwing out the young man disguised as a takeaway courier who wanted to sneak into the company, people passing by the company door would subconsciously speed up their pace and glance at her quickly in fear. Li Xiu was very satisfied. This job was really easy. She could also earn some extra money by working part-time as a bodyguard for the company's artists. At commercial performances, anti-fans pretend to be staff members and give the artists drugged water. Just as the artist was about to drink, Li Xiu knocked the water away and said, "It's poisonous." Artist:! ! The company's artist was hacked, and he wanted to fight against the hacker, but it was difficult to find evidence of the other party. At night, Li Xiu put on night clothes and walked over the wall. The next day, he took photos of the other party's crime on the table. Artist:? ? On the party stage, the opponent bribed the photographer and moved the camera randomly. Li Xiu overheard this and knocked him out and put himself on camera. The artist who had just stepped onto the stage saw Li Xiu carrying a camera:? ? ? ! ! ! What else can you not do? ! Later, the company's artists retaliated and took over jobs, vying for Li Xiu to be a bodyguard. Wherever she goes, she will be poached by other brokerage companies with high salaries. She will also be surrounded by fans of other celebrities, shouting that her idol will offer a higher price to get her to switch jobs, and even people from outside the circle will come to her to give her money and gifts! Li Xiu:? ? ? I just want to retire leisurely! ! = [Pre-release 2] "The school bully's biological mother is the principal of an aristocratic college" Copywriting: Jiang Wei woke up and found that he had traveled sixteen years in the future. Her cheap wealthy husband is still rich, even more handsome, with a bit more of the charm of a mature man. There is only one exception—— He actually has a sixteen-year-old biological son! Not only that, her son is also the school villain in a bloody school novel. The school villain, the school bully, lacked love since he was a child. After meeting the little white-flowered heroine, he started to love but could not find it, and finally died tragically. Looking at the rebellious Goose who now only knows how to oppose her at every turn. Jiang Wei smiled calmly, turned around and bought the Noble Academy where Goose was. Jiang Wei: Let's have fun being a principal :) [Complete article] "The substitute can do all decathlon in the women's team audition" Purpose: Every love deserves to be treated kindly