[I revised an essay. These are probably two little cabbages in my previous life. In this life, my childhood sweetheart, I only have eyes for your sweet cookie]
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At the age of five, Jiang Tao accidentally awakened the memories of her previous life.
That year, a sensational case occurred in the provincial capital. The suspect had a black scar on his forehead and his eyes were blank and cold. That face was a real-life version. What is called turning back to kill!
His experience made people even more tearful.
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And in this life, the Jiang family and Xiao Meiweixianguan Jinchuan, who has exactly the same black scar on his forehead, bump into each other...
Jiang·Five-Year-Old·Tao: "I have a very bright mind. I can see the tricks as soon as the kidnapper speaks!"
Jiang·Seven-year-old·Feng: "Go over and give her a slap to cool off, see if she still dares to lie!"
Guan, six years old, Jinchuan (crying in grievance): "Wow! Auntie!"
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Many years later.
A freshman from S University became obsessed with a secretly photographed photo on the campus bbs: I urgently need the name of my senior, the phone number of the department...
The senior brothers and sisters who are eating melons online are happily hurting each other: "Give up, you have never heard of our school's famous saying, 'The students who are lazy are as good as Professor Guan', and their children can even make soy sauce..."
All the nymphomaniacs are reborn: die!
All the scumbags from the mathematics department: Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!'
Playing with guns and cannons and driving tanks · Plastic Brothers · Battalion Commander Jiang: Cut~
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[The "soft, sweet and salty" green plum that is spicy in front of others and sweet in the queen x the "two-faced" bamboo horse who was shy to death in childhood and boring to death in adulthood]
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Please give me advance payment:
Su Zhaoling, a small social worker who has been working overtime for a month, is in trouble!
Su Zhaoling: I'm so exhausted, don't touch my sister, I just want to lie down!
However, reality taught her how to behave.
In Punantun in the 1960s, other people's production teams earned an average of 1.5 To 3 cents per day, while their production team only earned 8 to 1.5 Cents per day. Her parents were both dead and she only had one elder brother and two twin siblings!
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That's all, none of this is a problem, the problem is——
Other people's elder brother is a man who carries 200 pounds as heavy as walking on the ground and sweats blackly and redly. He is always the backbone of the team who goes out to do side jobs;
Her elder brother is a weakling who can be carried back by militiamen. Moreover, this little weakling who only works as a third-class worker is also a coquettish and slutty guy who is out of tune with these days!
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Su Zhaoling stared at her brother's unevenly dyed new homespun clothes with pity: Where did you get the cloth?
Su Zhaoan trembled: Little, little Lingzi, haha!
The younger brother of the Su family, Zhaokang: The eldest brother cut a piece out of the quilt and used it to make clothes!
Si Zhaorui, the younger sister of the Su family: Second sister, when can you get up and cook? Brother, he has cooked the rice again!
Su Zhaoling: What a thief, I just want to lie down for a while, no, no, no, no, no!
As for the man who came over smelling the fragrance, what are you looking at? These days, if you want to freeload, you may not be just dreaming about it in broad daylight, but you are just dreaming!
Intention: Walking side by side, we will be happy in this life!
