Stupid author here. . Mine warning: I am afraid that what I write does not have the atmosphere of the world.
The primary school student's writing style is OOC. It is updated from time to time, but it will never get into trouble (I stand up for this flag, [laughing with arms crossed]). It can dismantle CPs. Having CPs is a huge expense!
Ye Guzhou, a 21-year-old ordinary college student, has a cousin but no sister. As an autistic child with facial paralysis who looks very cold, he should be working hard in college to take the postgraduate entrance examination, but his cousin, who is four days older than him, can't bear it anymore. Ye Guzhou, who has been autistic for several days and wants to continue to grow hair in the dormitory, kicked him into the damn sinkhole of Ji San.
In the words of my cousin, instead of leaving your lonely long hair in the dormitory, it is better to make use of your last value. I just happened to lose my binding milk again, so why not let you be my binding milk.
Then Ye Guzhou, who had a complicated look on his face after hearing these words, backhandedly chose Chunyang, the handsome Taoist priest, instead of the slutty Lolita who was already on the phone in front of him with a look of anticipation on his cousin's face.
In fact, the reason why I chose Chunyang was not because I wanted to make my cousin angry, or to make him dissatisfied. It's just that Chunyang's standby action was really cool, and it immediately hit the spot in Ye Guzhou's heart. Just think about it, which young man didn't have the dream of being a hero with a sword when he was young?
However, this sentence cannot be said in front of one's cousin. Because in the eyes of his cousin, he himself is the most handsome, and Zang Jian is the second handsome. The rest are just scum.
"Although... My cousin is actually just a baby-faced person."
Ye Guzhou huddled in the corner and whispered.
Later, as a novice, Ye Guzhou was pulled into another sinkhole in the arena by his cousin after working hard to get the mine cart hood. After randomly forming a wild team and kneeling down for a long time, a blind and bald Ahua finally became the bound flower of this team out of sheer imagination.
In my cousin's words, don't be too sad. At least having breasts is an improvement, right? To put it another way, we are actually pretty good, too, the low-end version of the Jianqihua Team.
Immediately after the meal, his cousin moved around like a husky and Ye Guzhou frantically circled the pillar and shouted for help. Only then did the bald Hua Ge, who had been tricked and abducted, realized what kind of terrible pirate ship he had boarded.
But you can't get off the pirate ship, and you can't get off in this life. Hehe, you have become our bonded milk and you still want to run away?
The days went on like this. After repeatedly kneeling ten times on a certain day, the unlucky Ye Guzhou suddenly changed places as soon as he closed and opened his eyes.
Ye Guzhou actually didn't react at that time, but when he opened his eyes, he saw a six-year-old young lady wearing a white costume pointing at him and asking the handsome old man in white next to him.
"Dad, is this my brother? He is so small and ugly."
Ye Guzhou, who was still a little confused at this time, exploded in his heart.
Scholars can be killed but not humiliated! Although I am an autistic child, I am also one of the school's favorites chosen by thousands of alumni. How can you call me ugly! !
Um? ? Wait, brother? ?
Only then did Ye Guzhou realize that there seemed to be some serious problem with him.
Intent: Blu-ray Sword Immortal in Disguise