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In seven years of writing, Tao Jiang has never had a highlight moment like this - the novel was remade, the idol he has been a fan of for seven years is the protagonist of his novel, and he was invited to join the group.
Living across the street from Xizhou, they could look at each other (bushi) every day. Tao Jiang let out a woodchuck scream: Damn it, why is Xizhou so sweet?
Tao Jiang, who was devastated, picked up the trumpet and wrote Rainbow Fart + Little Daily Life. Unexpectedly, Heizi took it out of context and insisted that he was cheating.
After a while, the real owner updated his blog.
Xizhou: Sorry, this is our daily life
Tao Jiang: ... Help, my vest has been lifted!
One day during a live interview, the reporter asked: What is Jiang Chuangnai's biggest gain from writing articles?
Tao Jiang: Nothing compares to the idol who stood up when being bullied by Heizi.
Witty netizen: Known conditions: 1. Jiang Bangnai's idol is Xizhou, and 2. Xizhou stepped forward for Taotao Taojiao. It is obviously proved that Jiang Bangnai = Taotao Taojiao
Tao Jiang: The waistcoat was lifted to the center of the earth
[Rainbow Fart Guaiguai author Shou] x [Cooking genius actor Gong]
------The following text "They all thought I was good at what I said" -------
Zou Yu went out of school and became a victim of school bullying, and the reason was just that he stopped a school violence with his words.
The original owner Dan Ruju could speak well but was frail and sick, while the big dye vat Zou Yu could speak dirty and could not stop at all.
Faced with the school violence again, Zou Yu still chose to stop it. However, the existence of some things made the original plot go off track. For example, a curse word filter called "Speak of the chicken but not the chicken"——
What Zou Yu thought: Stop the dog and don't touch that kid!
What he actually said: Stop it, don't touch my man!
Bully: ... Dog man man!
Seeing "his man" punching the bully and rescuing him from the encirclement, Zou Yucai belatedly realized that the boy was pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!
What Zou Yu was thinking: Brat, you're going to kill me.
What I actually said: Boyfriend, you are so handsome to me.
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Dou Zhang pinched Zou Yu's wrist, gently rubbed his eyebrows with his thumb, and murmured: I finally found you.
He grew up in loneliness. His biological mother went crazy, his biological father used him as a tool, and his former partners also betrayed him. Three years ago in the alley, Zou Yu rushed over and rescued him from the mud...
[Little pitiful arrogant girl attack]
Intention: Unswerving and down-to-earth, young people chasing dreams will finally achieve their wishes
