Don't Play Games with Idiots

Copywriting Netizens asked: How to attract your girlfriend's attention while waiting online? Netizen: When she wasn't paying attention, she threw her face away. * An escape game allowed Bai Ti to prove a long-standing saying in practice: Don't play horror games with sand sculptures, because you never know what she will do next. During the escape process, crabs with hairy legs crawled out from the corner, densely packed. Bai Ti stretched out her hand to stop her teammates and shouted: "Sisters, don't panic, let me crush it!" Ruan Mang: "..." One minute later. Bai Ti took Ruan Mang and danced the tango among the crabs. Crab:****! * I still remember the first time I played an escape game. Bai Ti didn't understand anything and was chased by a ghost. She swore at that time: Whoever can save me will be the one I'll take over! Finally, Ruan Mang appeared. Thump—— Bai Ti no longer wants to be a disciple, but wants to be a disciple. In order to attract his wife's attention, she could die on the spot. Netizens said: Idiots have nothing to fear. As long as I am shameless, embarrassment cannot catch up with me! Netizen: I never said that. Ruan Mang knew what she was thinking, but he never thought that the other party's ultimate goal was... Her? (Shocked) Realizing this, she decided to pretend to be blind. As long as I'm blind enough, no one can pick me up! [Death-seeking sand sculpture·Retarded player×Indifferent and ruthless·Boss teammate] Food tips: 1. The plot was eaten up by the author, 1V1, HE. 2. Player Bai Ti, boss Ruan Mang. 3. The world background is privately set, and all the ghosts in the game are not humans. Purpose: Believe in science and don't believe in unknown rumors.