Okay, I admit that my main purpose for writing this article was to get angry.
Because I really can't wait any longer! Someone kept saying that he wanted to write, but he didn't, so I decided – if you don't write, I will (although you may have written)!
I changed my name, right? Huh, I'm too lazy to think about it, so let's just follow the plan we discussed originally... (Muttering in a low voice: Hmm, it shouldn't be considered plagiarism, since you didn't post it on JJ anyway...)
Stop talking nonsense... I've opened a trap... What I want to say is, don't come in. What I wrote is really, really bad...