Introduction:
If Harry is a sharp-tongued little bastard, and the Dursleys like Harry very much.
(So the last thing Harry fears may be getting kicked out.)
Snape: Harry Potter, your behavior seriously violates school rules. I will apply to Dumbledore to expel you. An arrogant and arrogant person like you...
Harry: Huh? Can I leave? I left today in time to catch up with this year's opening ceremony of Eton College.
I'm going to speak:
Anyone who has read the original novel knows that Harry has the potential for a sharp tongue. Because Harry had such a painful life with Muggles, he became a full-service wizard whenever he had the chance. But what if Harry liked Muggles?
Pure comedy.
I know that I always like to write fanfics around Snape, because he is my favorite character, but the self-requirements of word count and plot in the first two books put me under great pressure, so this one is just to develop the freedom to write something every day, fasten your seat belt, and let's go!
There are currently no plans to write a love line, but I will add it if there are more requests. (Requesting a lot means that if someone asks for it, I will burst into tears. I will be grateful and scream, and I will add it immediately.)
Intention: Purely funny idea, no intention