Sun Xiaoxiao transformed into the little monster in Journey to the West. Just when she finally adapted to the life of a monster and saved a small amount of money to buy herself a comfortable cave, Sun Wukong suddenly jumped out and beat her to death with a stick!
Sun Xiaoxiao: I...
But it doesn't matter, she has resurrection armor!
Sun Xiaoxiao borrowed a corpse to resurrect his soul, had a full meal, and was about to show off his talents in a new life, when Sun Wukong appeared again!
Beat her to death with another stick!
Sun Xiaoxiao: Sun Wukong, you&$%! The murderous hatred is irreconcilable! If you don't let me have an easy time, don't even think about it!
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In the demon cave, the demon king captured Tang Sanzang and ordered the underground people to prepare firewood to steam Tang Sanzang's meat.
The little demon Sun Xiaoxiao stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, I heard that Tang Monk's meat is most nutritious when eaten raw. If you open your golden mouth and swallow Tang Sanzang in one gulp, he will become a Buddha immediately."
Tang Sanzang:? ! ! !
Sun Wukong turned into a little monster and sneaked into the demon cave. Sun Xiaoxiao pointed at Sun Wukong and said to the Demon King: "Your Majesty, he was transformed by Sun Wukong. Although his seventy-two transformations are superb, as long as we stab Tang Sanzang, he will show his weakness immediately!"
Tang Sanzang: "Female donor, you are a bit cruel."
Zhu Bajie: "Why do I feel that this little girl looks familiar? Isn't it because the senior brother was always in trouble and abandoned others, so he was seeking revenge?"
Sha Wujing: "Master and Second Senior Brother are both right!"
Sun Wukong: "I'll beat her to death with a stick!"
Sun Xiaoxiao hid behind Tang Sanzang with great experience: "Come on! You can kill two people!"
Tang Sanzang:! ? ? ?
Intention: Cherish life and live hard.