Xian Miao Doesn't Want to Ascend

(Pre-release of the article "After Calling the Imperial Master's Wife" The cold-blooded son of a noble family, the Imperial Master Gong When a person attains the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven; But Qiao Mo dismissed it because he was a cat. When his boss Taoist companion had withstood the thunder tribulation and was about to ascend, He used the last thunderbolt to break the marriage contract connected to them, and then, under the stunned eyes of the boss and onlookers, he transformed into his original body and got into the woods. Just kidding, he just happened to save the big boss. It's just that he didn't knock out the magic weapon spirit stone. He was also forced to have a chance to ascend? ! Ascend as hell! He just wants to be a quiet little kitten in the lower world, and there might be some monsters and monsters up there! However, although the boss rose to great heights, his followers could not let him go. What's going on? You little little kitten demon still dare to dislike our boss? Therefore, in order to avoid those crazy followers, Qiao Mo had to hide in a mortal palace and use the dragon energy of the emperor as a cover. But things went contrary to expectations. This emperor was a sick and weak emperor. What's even more terrible is that this emperor is so stubborn that he believes in a Taoist priest with a bad nose. The Taoist priest said he wanted to invite God. But why is the aura of the god we invited here so familiar? ! Qiao Mo stepped back step by step with his cat's paws on his back, and the hair on his body exploded. Just as he turned to run away, someone pinched the back of Destiny's neck. "Mo Mo, why are you running away?" Su Jing, the boss, smiled with a cold warning in his eyes, "I haven't seen you for nearly a month, so I was really thinking about it. I came here as soon as I got the news about you. Aren't you touched?" One day in the sky and one year on the earth, Qiao Mo could only escape for thirty years. He didn't dare to move now, really didn't dare to move. Qiao Mo tried his best to show an innocent expression to the handsome face close to him, and gently pressed Su Jing's tall nose with his pink fleshy claws. He called out loudly—— "Meow~" I didn't leave you behind on purpose! "Meow~" But, I really don't want to ascend, meow! The big swordsman who attacks X is unmotivated and the cat demon suffers ————Received in advance———— "After Calling the Imperial Master's Wife" The aloof and cold-blooded son of a noble family, the national master Gong copywriting As soon as Jin Shi and his master returned from the small southern village where they were exiled to the capital after nine years of absence, they heard a lot of rumors. According to rumors, he and his master were the reinforcements invited by the new emperor to check and suppress the new imperial master. They were a thorn in the side of the new imperial master. With their arrival, the Great Mu Dynasty was about to unleash a bloody storm! Jinshi didn't take it seriously at first. It was just a rumor, so just listen to it. Who is the new national master? That was the friend who was willing to be his "bride" when he was playing house when he was a child, and they had a naked friendship together! How could they be so at odds with each other? That's impossible! So in the palace with red bricks and gold tiles, as soon as he saw the new Imperial Master, he waved enthusiastically and confidently and shouted: "Afang's wife! Do you still remember me! I'm back!" Then he watched his "Afang's wife" walking towards him, her tall figure approaching from far away. When Jin Shi came to Jin Shi, he had to raise his neck and change from looking straight up to looking up. Jinshi's smile froze. He clearly remembered that Liang Fang was shorter than him! Liang Fang looked at the man in front of him expressionlessly, reached out and grabbed Jin Shi's arm, pinched his chin with the other hand, and uttered a sentence coldly: "You are disrespectful to the current imperial master. Catch him and take him away." Jinshi: == So the rumors escalated—— "The new Imperial Master is narrow-minded and relies on his power to put his opponent under house arrest and prepare to secretly kill him!" "The new Imperial Master wants to scare the monkeys and make all the painters who question him know the consequences of disrespecting him!" For a time, everyone in the capital was in danger. In the Imperial Preceptor's Mansion, Jin Shi, who was "about to be killed", was watching in bewilderment as his former friend took out a box. Inside the box was a box, and inside the box was a brochure bag. A piece of yellowed old paper was carefully rolled up in the bag. Liang Fang opened the paper and showed it to him, only to see a line of words written crookedly on it - "Today A Fang will be my bride, and from now on I will be A Fang's daughter-in-law - Wang Jinshi." ... It seems that such ugly calligraphy was written by him when he was a child. Before he had time to ask what you were doing with this thing, he heard Liang Fang say calmly: "I have sent people to Teacher Yuan's place to propose marriage. In two days, the Qintian Prison will send it over at an auspicious time. You can prepare it." This calm tone seemed as if they had not been separated for ten years, but only for ten days. Jinshi:? ? ? He understands the principles, but now he really doesn't understand the situation. In the Yujing year of the Damu Dynasty, Emperor Jing ascended the throne, and a generation of formation painting masters returned to the court with their disciples. His disciple Jin Shi and the new national master Liang Fang were both geniuses in painting formations, and they were both known as the two prides of Yu and Jing. Rumor has it that the two prides of Yu and Jing are equally powerful, and neither of them obeys the other, so their relationship is extremely bad. But few people know that Xiao Shitou and Al Fang once slept close to each other, on the same bed, and were inseparable. Even when playing house, one has to be the husband and the other the wife. ————A new book by a gay friend, opened for Children's Day, everyone is welcome to collect it! ———— "I turned into a sadistic scumbag and accepted me as a good boy" by Junichi Amakusa id=4698255 lsp was transformed into a scumbag, redeemed by the injured and blackened boss who wanted revenge and was paranoid. Gongos: Hello! Revenge! Can you please stop being so pretentious! ? Shou os: You are already engaged, but you are still so reserved? Isn't it possible? The final article "Hardly Hatching Eggs with the Boss in Another World" is a modern alternative cultivation. The overlord attacks the geologist X. Everyone is welcome to collect it. The final article "Aboard the Thief Ship by Mistake" is about the interstellar future, the (pseudo) star pirate leader (real) independent escort captain Alpha Attack vs. The supernatural researcher Omega Shou, everyone is welcome to collect it. Intention: People should look forward and not be trapped by the past