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Chongyun, an 18th-tier singer who can sing off-key and go to the center of the earth, unfortunately fell off a cliff during a backpacker activity. When he woke up, he found that he was surrounded by a group of long-haired Taoist priests in tattered robes, all of whom looked like humans.
Of course, a dog is still a dog, and ivory cannot come out of its mouth:
"Shh, don't talk."
"There's no other reason for us to save you."
"Just because you have amazing bones and extraordinary talents."
"I would like to ask you to be the master of our Taoist temple——"
"The requirements are not high, as long as he can bring us a full meal."
"No," Chongyun decisively refused: "You can ask me for money, and you can even ask my agency for money, but you can't let me be a trickster to deceive people!"
The Taoist priests smiled:
"Don't worry, we haven't finished talking yet, what we want to say is-"
"It's still some distance from the bottom of the cliff."
"So, if you don't agree."
"Let's just..."
"Relax your hands~"
Chongyun: "... Ahaha, you are the master of the temple, do it! Do it now!"
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His main job became a side job, but Chongyun did not give up on his music dream.
Here the Taoist temple was well-run, and over there they used the first pot of gold to release a single despite their busy schedule, and the song shot to the top of the charts at an astonishing speed.
Netizen comments:
[She sang really hard! ! Tone-deaf, five thunders! !
But!
[I listened to this song and did my math test paper and got everything right!
[After hearing this, my grandfather picked up my oxen and plowed fifty miles of land!
[My terminally ill father-in-law accidentally heard that the tumor had shrunk during the review? !
[My old mother who was about to die came to life after hearing this! !
This damn demonic and out-of-tune song has the miraculous effect of washing the flesh and bones of the living and dead, washing away the essence and marrow?
Listen! Listen to the fuck!
Just like that, Chongyun became famous in the entertainment industry~
*The heroine is not a Taoist priest, she is just a responsible person
*Workers, working souls, all workers are superior to others!
*With the Taoist temple at your back, you can enjoy the shade, and working part-time is also an honor!
*This article is also known as "Taoist Temple Beating Workers"
Purpose: Work and dreams must be grasped with both hands