Zerg Scum Attack, but Love Brain

Funny flow, combined with paragraph commentary, the effect will be better~ 1. After Lang Yan traveled through the book, he was asked by the system to play the role of a "scumbag". Lang Yan, who has read many books since childhood, is very confident and said that it is not difficult to play the role of "Zha Gong" and he is guaranteed to complete the task easily. Facing the female queen who signed the divorce agreement with empty eyes—— Lang Yan tore up the agreement and confidently said the most classic scumbag saying in the 21st century: I will not divorce you after you get married. There is too much pressure in society now. You are just thinking nonsense if you stay at home all day long. It is better to find a job. If you have less money, it will be fine. I will support you. Female monarch:? Facing the female monarch who spilled the water glass and begged for punishment—— Lang Yan threw away the whip and calmly said the new quotation he had just learned from the system bibliography ten minutes ago: Don't pretend to be pitiful for me. Wipe up the water you spilled by yourself. I won't help you wipe it up. Female monarch:...... 2. Lang Yan's road to performing as a scumbag was full of difficulties. The sadistic heart value displayed by the system did not increase at all, and occasionally dropped a little. After careful analysis, he felt that the problem lay in his identity. The place he traveled through was an insect star where the male and female ratios were a thousand to one, and his identity was that of a noble male insect. The noble male worm cannot find a job and must be fed by the female worm. How can this be done! He wants to be a scumbag! Is a scumbag without economic power also called a scumbag? That's a weakling! I didn't feel confident when I was in PUA! In order to make money, Lang Yan began to write various unfinished novels online. Perhaps because he was too tired to play the role of a scumbag on a daily basis, Lang Yan completely let himself go when writing the sequel, revealing his true nature and changing all the scumbag males in the original work into love brains. What kind of abuse of wife and child, sadomasochistic love? The protagonist is terminally ill and loses consciousness. Once he recovers, he changes his ways and dotes on his wife and children to heaven! Why are colorful flags fluttering outside but the red flag does not fall down at home? If it is changed to spermatozoa, it will always be the same insect that attacks love. Why did the crown prince spend several years in jail for assaulting his victim, and then he was subjected to domestic violence every day? This one can't be rounded, so get out of here and the next one will be better. What, who is next? That's it, yes, yes, the Insect King, arrange the Insect King for the protagonist! Just when Lang Yan became the most mysterious and popular glutton on the entire insect planet by continuing to write unfinished articles, he was arrested by the military. The crime is insulting the male insect and the royal family. 3. Glory and Nightmare. Barenleir's life is just like his name, first glory, then nightmare. He gained a lot of military rank and made many achievements, but he was imprisoned for harming a male insect. In order to survive, he was forced to give up all his property and surrender to the former crown prince Lang Yan. Selt Ostenface, who was famous for his cruelty throughout the insect planet and was abandoned by the royal family. Rong Yan thought that his insect life would end in darkness, but unexpectedly one day, his hero suddenly... Went crazy. Not only will they no longer threaten him with divorce when something goes wrong, they will even agree to reinstate him and allow him to continue working. When he comes home from get off work at night, he can still eat the delicious food cooked by the hero. ... And it tastes better than what he made himself. The days passed in such a strange way, until one day, Rong Yan discovered that his hero seemed to be writing a novel on the optical computer. Unable to hold back his curiosity, Rong Yan took a sneak peek and saw the hero replying to a reader's comment with a serious look on his face: The Crown Prince is just a enoki mushroom. Although he is nothing, he is self-righteous. Day by day, he realizes that he is a loser in the nest. The Admiral does not love him at all and treats him as an automatic massage chair. The Admiral's true love is the Insect Emperor. He will soon kick this useless Crown Prince and throw himself into the arms of the Insect Emperor. Rong Yan:...... The Insect God's blessings hope that the hero can remember that he is the Crown Prince even when he is going crazy. If the Insect God can bless him a little more, he hopes that the hero can remember that his father is the Insect Emperor. Four. Rong Xiang received the mission to arrest an author named "Moon Fire". "Moonfire" not only arbitrarily smeared the royal family and the military in the article, but also included private information, writing such words as "The system of Insect Star, which favors males and females, is extremely backward and should have changed a long time ago!" However, the reputation of "Moon Fire" has already exceeded the royal family's expectations, and it has even gathered the power to change dynasties through words. As soon as the arrest order was issued here, several military districts started to rebel one after another over there. Countless single females called themselves "Disciples of Moonfire" and carried weapons and guns to save their god. Soon, through a barred window, Lang Yan, who said indignantly that "he is still a good man after thirty years", and his own general Feijun, who looked complicated, met their eyes. Lang Yan:...... Rong Yan:...... ————————————— Funny love brain travels through the book to attack Rong Yan: I don't want to be a black fan, but I really don't understand Youchong himself saying that he is an Enoki mushroom. I think as a female monarch, I have to refute it, and what does it mean to kick the crown prince and marry the insect emperor? This, this, this... Small Theater-About the Reasons for Rebellion Lang Yan: The government forces the people to rebel, they have no choice but to rebel! Rong Xiang: Either I turn my crown prince into an insect emperor, or I change my life on another planet. —————————————— Note: 1.1V1, attack favor and favor, HE, the full text is a lighthearted and funny cookie, the text is in Chinese and the sub-CP content is rarely seen in the main text 2. A fictional background that has nothing to do with reality 3. All names are foreign names —————————————— Pre-receipt: "Zerg scum attack, but honest people" 1. After Ling Ye died, he joined Chuan Bookstore and was assigned to the department that specialized in acting as honest people. The purpose of the department: I forgive my wife for cheating, I will take over if my wife is pregnant, I will take the biggest blame and be the worst sufferer. After graduating from the training department with perfect grades, Ling Ye confidently chose the SSS-level difficulty Zerg abuse novel. Unexpectedly, the system experienced an abnormal failure. Not only did it change from soul-wearing to body-wearing, but even the original work failed to load. Fortunately, Ling Ye understood clearly when he looked at the dying female monarch and the little insect cub kneeling at his feet. This scene is so classic that you can understand it without the original work—— Isn't it just that after many years of marriage, you find out that the child is not yours? For these honest people, this kind of thing is as natural as eating and drinking. The original owner is also serious. Getting angry over such a trivial matter really embarrasses their honest people. Ling Ye knelt down on the spot, hugged the female monarch, and said patiently and painfully: I'm sorry, I was impulsive just now. I will work hard to support you and the baby in the future! Female monarch:? Little Chongzi:? ? Two. As expected of an SSS-level abuse article, Ling Ye soon discovered that no matter how hard he tried, he could not obtain the standard configuration of an honest person—— A formal, respectable job. Looking at the growing number of females at home and the little bug cubs that are waiting for food, Ling Ye hides in the study room every day with a strong smile and pretends to work online, but in fact, he works as an Internet troll on Xingwang to make dirty money. The new emperor took office, and for the first time in the history of the Zerg, the Zerg began to experiment with the "one-female-one-male system." The huge changes triggered countless voices of opposition. In order to resist the changes, the conservatives hired a large number of trolls to post on the Star Network every day, suppressing the reformists until they could not hold their heads up. Ordinary conservatives posted: [I am a military female, thanks to monoandromonism, I married the male I love deeply and became a female monarch. My life seems happy, but it is not like that. I never dare to look into the male's eyes. I am afraid to see the desire for other females and disappointment in me in his eyes. I think, if there is no monoandroism, my male will definitely be much happier than he is now...] Comment area: Wuwuwu, for the physical and mental health of the male insect, we firmly oppose the one-female-one-male system! Ling Ye posted: [I am a male insect. Thanks to the male-female system, I married the female insect I loved deeply and became a female king. I never dared to look into his eyes. I know that he does not love me at all. The little insect cub I love deeply is not my biological blood. I often I often think that if there was no monogamy, he would rather marry the male he loves and be the seventh female servant than choose me. But, even so, I will bless him. I hope to abolish the monogamy and let him pursue the happiness he wants...] Comment area:? ? ? ? ? ? ? The reformist trolls were at a loss: Is this really a conservative? Ling Ye replied: Yes, I am a very conservative and honest person. 3. In order to save his dying comrades, Feier kidnapped the male insect Lingye to obtain the healing factor. Phil was ready to pay for it with his life, but unexpectedly on that confused night, he got not only the healing factor from the male insect, but also an insect egg. Just as the one-female-one-male system was being vigorously implemented, Feier got a blessing in disguise by marrying Ling Ye and becoming the female monarch. Unfortunately, the system is just a system and cannot change the hearts of insects. Ling Ye knew that his sin was unforgivable. After marriage, he dedicated everything to Ling Ye. No matter how Ling Ye treated him, he would accept it and let himself be bruised and bruised. Only once, when Ling Ye made a killing move on the insect cub, Feier resisted out of instinct. It was this time that made his hero change his mind... No, he broke his brain. From that day on, Ling Ye changed completely. He put down the whip, picked up the spatula, put down the wine bottle, and picked up the milk bottle. He attended the parent-teacher meetings of the little bug cubs again and again, and pestered Fei Er at night to express "the anger of the honest male bug" again and again. Phil spent every happy day in guilt, enjoying the favor of the hero while waiting like a prisoner on death row for the day when he would repay everything. 3. Many years later, with Ling Ye's counter-efforts, the reform faction declared victory, and the one-female-one-male system would forever be engraved into the Zerg's laws. At the same time, the military reshuffled the cards and re-investigated a number of unjust, false and wrong cases related to the male insects. In the court, Ling Ye defended Phil with tears in his eyes: I know that in the Zerg race, the female must be loyal to the male, and cheating is a felony, but Phil is different, he didn't do it on purpose! Phil:? Ling Ye: The reason why Feier cheated was all on me. I was the one who caused him to cheat! Phil: Wait, wait... Ling Ye said patiently and painfully: I am a stomach keeper, but I am not good at it. Phil, he only wants a worm cub, because I am not good at it, so he can only choose other insects. What is wrong with him! If I make a mistake, it's also my fault. If you want to arrest me, then arrest me! Phil: Wait! ! ! ! ! Judge: Please stay serious in court, show your affection and go home. Next one. * Small theater Phil: Insect God, if I am at fault, please let the law punish me, instead of letting my hero post on the star network, suspecting that I have cheated on more than 20 male insects at the same time, including his own male father... ———————————— This is the third book in the Zerg series that jumps into the queue. As usual, it is popular and popular. This book also allows you to raise a little cub. Zai Zai is Ling Ye's biological Zai Zai. He crossed over twice. The first time he kept Zai Zai, and the second time he officially crossed over. The new emperor is Lang Yan from "Zerg Scum Attack, But Love Brain". There may be a linkage at the end of the writing. The convulsing male father, the helpless female father and the bewildered insect cubs, I live in a standard Zerg family. Intention: Never give up and move forward courageously