There's Something Wrong with My Boss's Script

Copywriting: [Complete full text] Original title: "The Canary and His Domestic President" [Advance collection of "Marrying a Scientific Research Old Fashioned" for favors, the copy is at the bottom~] After Jiang Yi graduated from college, the Jiang family asked him to manage the subsidiary company. After graduation, Jiang Yi became the boss and was ecstatic: Then I can be a canary who can maintain a healthy body, be soft, gentle and understanding! Within two days, Jiang Yi brought back a handsome man from outside and proudly announced: "This is my canary." Canary is half a head taller than Jiang Yi, with sharp eyebrows and the words "Keep away from strangers" attached to her body. Everyone: "???" You stand together, who is the canary? You have no idea who is the canary? Unaware, Jiang Yi lay on the bed with the check in her hand with the word "tai" in her hand, and leisurely told her beautiful and long-legged canary: "I've taken good care of you. Fill in the amount as you like." Canary took the check away from his hand, smiled tenderly at him, and then—— Give him a stack of company documents that need his signature. "You are not allowed to sleep until you have finished reading the document." Jiang Yi:? Jiang Yi found that something was wrong with his canary: Whose canary not only supervises the boss's work all day long, but also helps manage the company without complaint? When the boss encounters a problem at work, who canary will push up his glasses and say, "I know this question!" Jiang Yi: Is there anything wrong with the script of my boss? ! ———— When the subsidiary was handed over to Jiang Yi, the Jiang family was prepared to lose money. Others were waiting to see Jiang Yi's joke. However, those who wanted to see a good show not only did not wait until his company went bankrupt, but his company was prospering, and its performance was about to surpass that of his own company. Everyone: "!!!" Wait, is there something wrong with this script? ! And Jiang Yi felt very tired looking at Canary forcing him to work—— I just want to be a useless CEO, but why is my canary so motivated? ! #I am the president, but how can I be broken by being raised by my canary? # The boss is attacked by × canary ———— My pre-received article - "Marrying a scientific research old-fashioned", the article of Qi Bai and his CP, if you like the little angel, you can save it~ Copywriting: Qi Bai has a psychotic suitor who stalks him and makes it known to everyone that he is gay. In desperation, he had to find a special worker to act as a fake boyfriend. The fake boyfriend Jiang Jianzhi is tall, handsome, and bookish. He looks like a young man from an aristocratic family who stepped out of an ancient painting. Except for his slightly old-fashioned personality, his fake boyfriend is simply perfect! When the fake boyfriend turned into a real boyfriend, Qi Bai wanted his boyfriend to change his job. Jiang Jianzhi refused: "I like my current job." Qi Bai did not directly say that his work was disgraceful, but said tactfully: "You have me, so you can't do this anymore." When Jiang Jianzhi asked why, Qi Bai was silent for two seconds: "You don't abide by male ethics." Jiang Jianzhi was confused: "Being a professor and doing scientific research does not follow the moral principles of men?" Qi Bai: "???" Qi Bai was even more confused than him: "Professor, aren't you working in the peripheral field?" Jiang Jianzhi: "???" Qi Bai: "???" Seeing her boyfriend's shocked look, Qi Bai later realized that there might be a big misunderstanding between them... ———— Jiang Jianzhi: A young genius with an indifferent nature, he graduated from university at the age of eighteen and became the youngest full professor-level researcher in the country at the age of twenty-one. Professor Jiang does not work hard with his limbs and does not distinguish between grains and grains. He believes that eating and sleeping are just a waste of life. Student: Besides research, Professor Jiang is like a machine that only knows how to work! The cold-blooded devil has no humanity! Professor Jiang, who only focused on experimental data, met someone who occupied his mind more than experiments... On his twenty-sixth birthday. When the news of Jiang Jianzhi's relationship came out, all the teachers and students in the school were shocked: Professor Jiang actually still has such worldly desires? ! Everyone didn't believe it until they saw Professor Jiang and an impossibly beautiful boy with delicate features appearing in school hand in hand. All teachers and students: "!!!" Painting genius × scientific research boss Intention: Don't be salty, but make progress!