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When Yan Rou woke up, she found that not only did she have a handsome husband, but she was also the King of Xiliang with 300,000 troops.
She was so shocked that she felt like she was still dreaming.
Although the husband is not young, he has an appearance of Chen Ning, his eyes are as dark and deep as the night sky, his face is sharp and cold, and when he is upright, he has a crown and a broad belt, but when he is not upright, he is full of evil spirits. Yan Rou's heart is frightened and her legs are weak.
Not to mention the 300,000 soldiers and horses who bowed their heads, the wealthy Tao Bai who lurked in the dark room, and the secret camp that concealed high technology from aliens.
Yan Rou thought this dream was quite beautiful, which made her want to have a wave.
Yan Rou: "Hey, that little brother over there, would you consider taking a job in Xiliang? Food and accommodation are included, five social insurances and one housing fund, and you can also have a romantic affair with your elder sister "bi——bi——"...+"
Xun Yu/Xun You/Guo Jia/Xi Zhicai/Zhuge Liang/Sun Ce/Zhou Yu/Lu Xun/Zhang Liao/Zhao Yun...: "? ? ? "
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Jia Xu and his wife Yan Rou Qinse have been together for twenty years and have three children. Unexpectedly, one day his wife will forget her past and start climbing the wall? !
"How can I, the majestic King of Xiliang and the Diamond King Laowu, only have one husband - a civil servant and a military general? "
As long as I act righteously, I won't be found guilty of adultery!
——Quotations by Yan Rou.
Jia Xu: Could it be that I can't lift the knife?
Someone was carrying it and knocked it over in Zhongyuan.
This is a story about a man who only wants his wife and children to be in love with him, but ends up ruining the world because his wife is too promiscuous.
Cp: When you become famous, you bring your own high-tech facial control. Queen Jiaojiao
Funny stuff, funny stuff, funny stuff.
Say important things three times.
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Time traveled to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Jia Bai looked at his weak mother on the left and his childish brother on the right. He felt panic in his heart. He didn't know how to save his life in troubled times. He could only think of ways to increase his strength. Until one day, Ye Ye, who was an official outside, came back. The visitor surnamed Li affectionately called Ye Ye brother Wenhe. Jia Bai felt like he was struck by lightning. He couldn't help but recall the things he did to save his life in the past, even to the point of death. He immediately covered his face - you Ye Ye is still you Ye Ye. The stupidity he committed in those years was all in his head.
Q: How does it feel to have a big boss as your father?
Jia Bai: Thank you for the invitation. I was shocked at first, but then it was really sweet, except when I brought my partner home.
Question:? ? ?
Jia Bai: My partner is Guo Fengxiao, a master of suicide; I am a perfect match for Jia Wenhe.
Do you know that feeling?
To put it more simply, if you think about it in another gender:
Your mother, who has worked hard to raise you, is a loving mother, and your charming wife is reaching out to you. Whose hand do you hold?
<Important Note>: For ordinary female protagonists, the family is in the early stage, and the world is in the later stage. If you don't like the world route, don't look down, lest you and I hurt each other.
Purpose: Peace in the world, what all people want
Reader comments
[Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I, like Feng Xiao, have fallen into a hole and can't get out. Madam, come back quickly [Crying] [Crying]
Wow wow wow wow, this is so beautiful, I will move to the Civil Affairs Bureau for them! !
[Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I, like Feng Xiao, have fallen into a hole and can't get out. Madam, come back quickly [Crying] [Crying]
Wow wow wow wow, this is so beautiful, I will move to the Civil Affairs Bureau for them! !