Take Szymborska's book.
Gu Xixi thought to herself: If all things are silent, they are like a mystery...
So, the same goes for heartbeat!
Copywriting 1
Taking advantage of the atmosphere, someone asked the boys present what kind of girls they liked. When it was Su Yu's turn, Gu Xixi seemed to be unconcerned and listened.
He seemed to be pondering or thinking, and said in a sultry voice, "I like girls who are good swimmers."
Others asked: "What kind of answer is this?"
Hearing this, Su Yu glanced at Gu Xiqian, seemed to pause briefly, and said: "Because of this... She won't ask me, if one day she and my mother fall into the river at the same time, who should I save first. "
With a pop, everyone laughed.
Later, during the summer vacation, Yunqing asked Gu Xixi to play, but she always said she was not free.
Yunqing asked her: "What are you doing?"
She said mysteriously: "Hey... I can tell you, but you are not allowed to laugh! "
"Okay, I promise not to laugh! "
"Actually, I'm learning to swim. "
As soon as he finished speaking, Yun Qing burst into laughter: "Hahahahahahahahaha..."
Copywriting 2
On the way home from school.
Gu Xixi asked him, "Su Yu, do you want to hear a cold joke about a little squirrel? "
"Tell me and listen..."
"Once, the little squirrel was having a Chinese class with other little animals. Teacher Fox said, students, who can use "if" and "consequence" to make sentences? At that time, the little squirrel actively raised his hand, stood up and replied, Teacher, which one is more delicious, "if" or "consequence"? I want to try it all..."
After hearing this, Su Yu raised his eyebrows lightly, "I guess after the little squirrel tastes it, he will say "if" it tastes better. "
"Why? "
"Because the "consequences" of salt are serious, it likes the original flavor. "
"Hahaha..." That makes sense.
And it's so funny, how can it be so fat? !
I loved him when I was young
After many years passed, Gu Xiqian discovered that her story was more than just an encounter with him.
Because of him, she realized her dream and was lucky enough to become a reporter!
Because of her, he had the same happiness as before, and finally became a diplomat as he wished!
[Aloof academic tyrant x scumbag girl]
Campus true love and secret love growth story
The relationship between the male and female protagonists in the middle and later stages is unique and hilarious
Daily updates, no pitfalls
Purpose: Campus Youth Growth Essay