Jiang Yuan:
The eldest son of the king of Subei returned to Suzhou alone after ten years of escape. After discussing it for a day and a night, the people of Suzhou unanimously concluded that he had traveled thousands of miles to deliver a fresh head to his enemy.
White porcelain one:
He loves to pursue novelty, is free and uninhibited, has extraordinary talent in painting, and is one of the top rich generation who can make money with a pen when he is short of money.
When Jiang Yuan arrived in Suzhou, there was a bloody storm. Bai Ci came as soon as he smelled it. He didn't like human heads. He was just curious about this man who was rushing to "send death" and wanted to skin him. Who knew...
He couldn't win in a fight, and he also exposed his weakness of being afraid of cockroaches:
Suddenly, a black dot fell on the back of Jiang Yuan's hand. Bai Ci lowered his eyes and saw it. His breathing stopped suddenly, his pupils shrank suddenly, and a frightening scream howled out under the night sky.
Is that a scream that a human can make? Seeing the evil spirits in hell is nothing more than that.
Jiang Yuan was really startled. When he loosened his hand, a black cockroach about the size of a fingernail suddenly appeared in his palm. Look at that man again. He looked like an angry little lion just now, but now he's waving his arms and jumping up and down while screaming.
If you can't win in a fight, then compare your figure:
Man! Also a man!
After "peeping", this was the gnashing thought that suddenly popped up in Lao Bai's mind.
He has been practicing martial arts all year round and thinks he has a great figure, especially his abdominal muscles, which have always been his magic weapon to piss off Li Ling. But the one in the bathhouse has broad shoulders and a narrow waist, with well-defined abdominal muscles, and the color is still the bronze color that he hasn't tanned for a long time.
Compared with those taking a bath, Mr. Bai is just a drop in the ocean, a hair in the ox, and a small flame under the sun, still glowing white.
He was just a tall, thin, ordinary man wearing clothes. Why did he take off his clothes... So perverted? !
If that's the case, let's find another way. Face is worthless these days. I'll pester you to death:
Jiang Yuan was sleeping on the street, so he pretended to be half-fairy. When Jiang Yuan stayed at an inn, he squeezed in and made a bed on the floor. When Jiang Yuan was taking a shower, he pretended to be a waiter and went in to steal clothes. When Jiang Yuan went to the hut, he squatted in front of his door and chatted animatedly with himself.
"Hey, you are out and about, and those two words of yours are too dangerous. My brother asked you to take advantage. My name is Bai Ciyi, and you will be called 'Baixi Er'. What? Do you want to be the elder brother? That's fine. Then add another boy, let's call him Bai Cisan, or add two, Baicisi Four. How could I have forgotten Li Ling? What do you think about letting Li Ling be Baici Wu? Hahahahahahaha..."
Giving nicknames is addictive:
Bai Ciyi, "How about I help you think of one? It's definitely not Bai Ciyi."
Jiang Yuan: "No need."
Bai Ci Yi Quan didn't hear it, "Since we don't call Bai Ci Er, we have to have someone down-to-earth, um... Wang Daqiang, Wang Dalong, Zhao Qian Sun Li," "Zhao", that is the surname of Jiang Yuan's enemy, he shook his head, "Forget it Zhao, money, money is a lot, Qian Dewang, Qian Fugui'er... Money comes easy! This name is good, high-end and classy, simple, easy to understand and down-to-earth, hahahaha, come easy~ come easy~"
Until Jiang Yuan said: There should never be any intersection between you and me! ! !
Bai Ciyi was also angry: "You didn't plan to believe me from the beginning, did you?"
Jiang Yuan x Bai Ciyi and a cat named Yuan Fatty~~
1v1，HE, HE, HE
Intention: Light joy is like a gray dog, deep love is like the long wind