The Last Mermaid in the Interstellar World Is a Salted Fish

Relying on his identity as the last mermaid in the interstellar world, Xu Lanyu entered the Federal Special Affairs Bureau (Special Affairs Bureau). As the name suggests, the Special Service Bureau takes charge of matters that cannot be handled by other federal departments. Xu Lanyu was assigned to the parallel world crisis management department, a department with no power due to jurisdictional disputes. Until that day, their department received the most ridiculous mission since its establishment. They were asked to assassinate the "king" of the Stellan Empire next door. Xu Lanyu looked at the colleagues picking their noses and the minister picking their toes around him, and felt that this task assignment must be just an unfunny joke. But the next day, he received "care" from the Secretary-General of the Federation's Supreme Commander, who designated him to carry out this mission. Xu Lanyu:? ? ? ? ? This is simply child's play! Secretary-General: If you don't go, you will be dismissed. Xu Lanyu: ... Uh-huh, okay, I'll go right away. —— Arthur, King of the Stellan Empire. I read in the book that the mermaid's singing is a unique sound of nature in the world, and I also heard that the last mermaid was in the Federation, so I aroused the desire to plunder. After the federal secretary-general learned about it, he sent the mermaid over very sensibly. However, when this last mermaid opened her mouth, she was tone deaf. Arthur:...... He even wanted to assassinate himself. Arthur:...... After being tied up and thrown into the pool in Arthur's Palace, Xu Lanyu thought he was dead, but then he heard the handsome Wang say in a hoarse voice: If you show the tail, I won't kill you. How humiliating myself! Xu Lanyu's eyes turned red: ... Oh, don't kill me. —— If you eat hard food but not soft salted fish, you will be attacked by X. If you eat soft food but not hard food, you will be attacked by domineering people. Purpose: All things are equal