After dressing up as the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Zhi has a somewhat square head:
She was originally weak and cowardly, but beside her pillow was the future empress Wu Zetian——
The kind that kills women, sons, brothers, and nephews if they disagree.
Well, since I'm not good at political affairs and I can't fight Mei Niang,
It's better to lie down as soon as possible.
Continue the great cause of social animal health care in the 21st century.
As for the throne, my butt hurts from sitting down anyway, so I simply gave it to Mei Niang.
With Mei Niang in and out of the court, Li Zhi was finally able to develop a health-preserving system and opened a chain of Li Ji health-preserving shops. His original tricks became even more famous:
#How powerful is this hand-cranked tea? Emperor Wu personally stands up to transform you into a beautiful young lady! #
#FangXuanling resigned from office just to sell it. This supplement, which was praised by Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, made him a lot of money! #
Many years later, Emperor Wu, a certified health expert, led his ministers to do eye exercises every day in court, and then did a set of radio gymnastics in the next court.
Over time, the eyes of the ministers no longer look blurry, their waist muscles are no longer sore, and hey, they can walk with more energy!
Everyone sighed: "Your Majesty is so awesome!"
Small Theater
Health Diary ①:
996 Which family has the best fortune? Look for Mei Niang in the Zichen Palace.
Li Zhi: 996 is illegal. Staying up late can also cause hair loss. How to deal with the wolfish wife? Waiting online. Urgent...
Health Diary②
Emperor Wu always had a bad temper, most likely because of his anger.
System: barley soup, lotus leaf tea, there is always one suitable for her...
Li Zhi: Mei Niang is in a special situation. It's no use insisting on drinking fire-reducing tea. Just press her against the wall and give her a kiss.
System:…
PS:
Recording Mei Niang × Li Zhi's sand sculpture health care routine.
For some health care professional content, please refer to Baidu.
The male protagonist is a bit of a charlatan, so don't get into it if you don't like it.
The copy has been screenshotted, please do not steal it.
Purpose: To overcome the fate of illness and weakness by maintaining health, and to benefit all people by expanding the cause of health care.
Reader comments
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Suddenly I thought of this article again. I searched it and saw that it was not finished yet. Uh, is there still hope?
There used to be too many classes, but now there are no more classes? [Crying]
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