[New article "Green Tea White Moonlight Elopes with Me", the copy is below, please save it, tweet it]
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Yi Zhen has been secretly in love with Lu Qingbai for fourteen years, and has been silently accompanying him without fighting or grabbing. Until the other person said "You make me feel sick" and gave up completely.
Yi Zhen, who had lost his love, was polite, indifferent and distant to Lu Qingbai, but Lu Qingbai gradually felt uncomfortable.
When Lu Qingbai finally came to his senses and wanted to say "what if..." To Yi Zhen again, the best actor Tang Tian came into the scene forcefully: "I have been watching for too long and finally waited for the opportunity. Please step back a moment."
Tang Tian made his debut as a child star, became a movie star, became a national leader, and was known as "Asia's No. 1 Bking". With a narcissistic girlish heart, he was famous for being cold and aloof in front of outsiders, and he remained in his mother's womb until he was twenty-nine.
At first I didn't care much about the young artist Yi Zhen, but then... Grass (a kind of plant), this poor little thing should be mine!
By various coincidences, the two signed a love contract. Great, the love affair begins. You can't run away.
What was it like filming a love reality show with Tang Tian?
Yi Zhen: Thank you for the invitation. The actor's love stories were so vulgar that he had properties all over the country - all of them were villas that were dug out by Actor Tang out of embarrassment.
Inner dramas: youth pain literature, inner dramas: awkwardness, jealousy, baby, look at me.
The mouth is slanderous, the body is evil, the belly is evil, the heart is dark, the surface is sunny and paranoid.
Chasing Wife Crematorium. Tang Gong is responsible for the cute and awkward pursuit of his wife, while the male partner is responsible for burying her in the crematorium.
Copy of the new article "Green Tea White Moonlight Eloped with Me":
Cheng Shenmo disguised himself as a country doctor and rescued a handsome man who had lost his memory. The two fell in love.
The man regained his memory and his name was Han Ying. He was a general of the dynasty and asked Cheng Shenmo to follow him back to Beijing.
Cheng Shenmo glanced at Han Ying's muscular waist and thought that he couldn't give up halfway.
Unexpectedly, Han Ying also has a top-notch Bai Yueguang, who is fair-skinned, beautiful and has long legs. She is so beautiful that you cannot tell whether she is male or female.
Han Ying held Bai Yueguang with her left hand and held him tightly with her right hand: "Qingqing is like the bright moon in the sky, and Amo is like the breeze in the mountains. I am really in pain."
This familiar smell of dog blood.
Cheng Shenmo thought of the novel he had read, which told the story of a general who repeatedly oscillated between white moonlight and cinnabar moles.
He is a staunch White Moon Party member. Who doesn't like a pure and kind-hearted peerless beauty? !
Cheng Shenmo, who was dressed as a cinnabar mole, was ecstatic: I quit! The CP I am talking about must be together!
Bai Yueguang Yu Anqing is gentle and helpless: "Brother Shenmo, are you going to abandon Qingqing?"
Cheng Shenmo: Hiss, I'm numb.
He gradually realized that the beauty of the little white rabbit seemed to be green tea flavored.
"Brother, go and accompany Han Ying and don't worry about me. The soup I made should be ready in two hours. Remember to drink it."
"Brother's medical skills are so amazing. Unlike me, I can't do anything but feel sorry for my brother."
Cheng Shenmo fell deeply into the tender trap of green tea and was ready to fight for love with tears. As the saying goes, don't mistake short attack for attack.
Yu Anqing smiled harmlessly: "Brother, I will be very gentle."
Cheng Shenmo: Huh? Shouldn't this be my line?
The next day, Cheng Shenmo's eyes were bright red and he was about to cry without tears: Why did the little white rabbit turn into a big bad wolf? He felt that he would never love again.
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On the surface, Yu Anqing is just a good-for-nothing and a good-for-nothing bastard who cannot be included in the family tree.
In fact, Yu Anqing is the leader of the royal secret cabinet, collecting intelligence from all officials, which is frightening.
He entered Han Ying's house with a mission, but he didn't want to fall in love with a breeze. Use all your means to let the wind stay in your arms.
When everything settled, Cheng Shenmo discovered his true identity and wanted to escape.
Yu Anqing leaned against the corner of the bed and said hoarsely, "Which one will you choose, me or my death?"
Cheng Shenmo trembled, he ran away, he chased, but they were unable to fly.
His belly was getting bigger day by day, and Cheng Shenmo finally realized that what he was wearing was an OOC fanfic, and he was actually giving birth to a child!
White cut black green tea beauty attack
Motto: Even if you get stuck in the mud, you will eventually break free bravely.
Reader comments
I didn't wash my hair today. Can it be considered a human being?
I cried to death, I have been waiting for this sweet bite for half the summer vacation.
I didn't wash my hair today. Can it be considered a human being?
I cried to death, I have been waiting for this sweet bite for half the summer vacation.
Baby, your update!
??? This is too sudden