Su Xuan owns an idol agency, where he keeps several mountain and sea monsters. However, there are no job offers, and the entire company, from the boss to the employees, is idle, doing nothing every day.
Finally one day, Su Xuan awakened the ancient Pixiu beast soul and activated certain instincts...
Mountain and sea monsters: "It's over, that little money-loving man from ancient times is coming back again!!!"
After Su Xuan woke up, he asked from his soul: "Salted fish? What is salted fish? How can a good person make salted fish if he doesn't do it?"
With a wave of his hand, the company began to recruit hundreds of demons, and by the way opened up its business areas. In addition to stage variety shows, performing arts, setting up stalls, catching ghosts and eliminating demons, anyone can come as long as they pay!
"From today on, our slogan is not to make salty fish, but to make big money!"
Then one day, the outside world will always see some strange news.
"Surprise! The little boss and the idol worked together to capture a fugitive as soon as they got off the stage! The fugitive was very confused at the time!"
"During the recording of the variety show, the boss and the idol rescued a man who accidentally fell from the building in time. The man cried bitterly afterwards to express his gratitude!"
"A well-known haunted house adventure live broadcast UP host met Shangehai boss and idol halfway, and the three of them were suspected of doing something in the middle of the night!"
"There was a series of car accidents on a certain section of the road. A man suddenly went crazy and acted crazy. The troubled little boss arrived in time and subdued him!"
Volkswagen: How come you are everywhere, across the mountains and the sea!
Mountain and sea monsters (old ones + those who were tricked later): Go ask that crazy Pixiu!
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Gu Shuo knew that Su Xuan loved beautiful men the most, so every time they met, this guy's little eyes would always glance at him.
Later he discovered that Su Xuan was in love with money, and his little eyes were only looking at money.
After Gu Shuo thought deeply, he went to the door and said, "Would you like to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau for nine yuan to get a small book of live broadcasts?"
... Su Xuan's little eyes glanced back at him again, and they were quite shining.
"If you get a small book for nine dollars, I can get you bankrupt!!"
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Continuation text: "No Violence Here [Unlimited]"
Copywriting:
Xia Jing runs a safe house in the horror world.
While others are escaping in the dungeon, he is planting flowers in the safe house.
While others were killing monsters in the dungeon, he was cooking delicious food in the safe house.
What if someone breaks in?
By paying for any item such as the faceless woman's teeth, the sea monster's hair, or the incubus' tongue, you can rest in the safe house for a night.
Don't worry, monsters don't dare to come near here. In addition to a comfortable big bed room, you will also enjoy delicious food, elegant music, and a small supermarket that comes with the safe house.
In the small supermarket, there are all the props that may help you pass the level.
Every Monday, the safe house is closed because the store manager needs to go out to collect supplies——
In a certain dungeon, the players behind him were all running away. Xia Jing kicked open the door of the house where the monsters were hiding, holding a pair of scissors in his left hand and a hemp rope in his right hand. He said with a smile: "Wow, we will have a good harvest today."
He held up the scissors and the hemp rope and said gently: "Don't be afraid, it will be fine soon."
The monsters were frozen there with their ferocious faces ready to scare the players.
Then one by one screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
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One day, when Xia Jing went out to catch a copy (actually to collect supplies), he picked up the human boss who ranked first in points in the entire horror world.
The boss fainted and fell to the ground. It was suspected that he had been attacked. He was about to die.
Xia Jing knelt down and groped the big man's body with his hands... Intending to see if there was anything he could pick up——
As a result, the boss suddenly woke up, grabbed his wrist, and said with a half-smile: "What are you doing?"
Xia Jing: "..."
Xia Jing took a deep breath, knocked out the boss with one punch, then calmly carried the treasure and left, sighing inwardly that it was a bit scary.
Later, Xia Jing found out that he was wanted by the boss in the entire horror world:)
Another pre-collection article "Yao Men Club" is also requested to be collected~
Intention: Live hard, be brave when it comes to justice, and make progress every day!
Reader comments
Ahhhhhhhhhh huge pit! Woohoo, update soon! I like the setting of this book so much. When will I come back and update it?
Ahhhhhhhhhh huge pit! Woohoo, update soon! I like the setting of this book so much. When will I come back and update it?