Introduction:
Gu Changye thought that everything would be fine after he was reborn, but he didn't expect...
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Gu Changye: Pei Wangyuan, are you seeking death again? Stop dangling around, stand at attention and tell me honestly! ! !
Pei Wangyuan: ... Brother, I'm so sleepy and I want a good night kiss.
Gu Changye:? ? ? ? Wake up! Can you finish the plot first? ? ?
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Gu Changye: Can you stop following me? What are you trying to do with me? ! !
Pei Wangyuan: Tu, you hit me and scolded me, you hate me...?
Gu Changye: Are you crazy? ! ! !
Pei Wangyuan: Indeed
Gu Changye was speechless and choked, tears flowing down like Lanzhou ramen.
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Note:
He knows what he is doing, but he is a psychopath. He doesn't know what he should do, but he is a normal person.
Two-way redemption, unconventional love
Attack and suffer shortcomings intensively
There is no blood relationship, the two of them are not on the same household register! ! !
There are a lot of saucy operations, bloodshed everywhere, and the ending is HE&1V1
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The train speeding between the world of heaven and the underworld pulls new people holding "tickets" into various horrific worlds.
In these worlds dominated by ghosts, if you want to escape, you must find the exit alive.
Fortunately, Yan Qiling climbed out of the coffin.
His advantages are obvious.
Strike first before other ghosts kill teammates.
The Barren School Pen Fairy
Yan Qiling was chosen to play pen fairy with a white-haired man: whoever opens his eyes will die.
He smiled softly: "I'm curious, if we don't close our eyes, who will it choose?"
They didn't close their eyes, nothing happened.
The pen fairy who dared to get close died.
Snow Mountain Hotel
The chef selected a "lucky spectator" and put it in the water tank, claiming to be the best live sashimi tonight.
Yan Qiling was polite and picky: "Your ingredients are not washed properly."
During the cleaning process, there was a problem with the pulley that hung the "ingredients".
Yan Qiling: "Where's the promised living sashimi? I won't eat it if it's not a living person."
The chef hurriedly went to get the "ingredients".
The white-haired man in the audience raised his finger.
The chef fell into the water tank and became the food for the night.
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Yan Qiling and the white-haired man ate at the same table. The actress who tried to seduce Yan Qiling tried to hook his trousers under the table.
The actress suddenly turned over her chair with a "thud" and fell to the ground.
Yan Qiling:?
The white-haired man gloated and smashed the foie gras on the plate: "Teacher Yan, do you want to eat the food in my bowl?"
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Later, Yan Qiling discovered that this white-haired man seemed to like him a little bit.
He gave the man a roll of soul-binding rope as a gift.
He never expected that this soul-binding rope would be used by the other party to tie him up!
Yan Qiling, who planned to return to the coffin:?
The white-haired man slowly retracted the rope: "My dear, that little box is not your forever home."
"I am."
Of the thousands of lights in the world, not one of them shines brightly.
But Yan Qiling came.
He said:
I won't let you go into the darkness alone again.
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Sha Minghe was bound to the first infinite system developed by the Quick Travel Bureau.
But soon, Sha Minghe, who was struggling to follow the plot, understood.
There was no change in his life, the infinite system itself was a change! ! !
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World ①: The CEO is suspected of being ill, but the canary will never leave him
According to the script, Sha Minghe will support the protagonist and torture him 100 times, and then the company will be liquidated and bankrupt.
He completed the mission conscientiously and escaped in a car accident, but found the button to exit the world. God, mystery, disappearance, and disappearance!
Sha Minghe, who almost died, not only had to endure the protagonist's cold gaze, but also had to write a bug report overnight.
He thought he could go back after delivering the report, until he opened his eyes in the middle of the night and found himself being hugged by the protagonist.
The other person's face was flushed and he was panting slightly: Come on, baby, scold me! I like it when you scold me.
Sha Minghe: Help, uncle policeman, there is a perverted M-girl here!
He opened the infinite system and determined to save himself.
I saw a dazzling array of skin-beautifying pills, tone-correcting pills, and famous pills in the mall.
Sha Minghe's eyes darkened.
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World ②: A pitiful elementary school scumbag, but his love rival is a rich second generation pretending to be poor.
According to the script, Sha Minghe wants to take in the protagonist Gong who pretends to be poor on a rainy day, and then help him 100 times. After the protagonist Gong determines that he is a shady and crawling academic scumbag, he will resume his status as a rich second generation and pursue the protagonist Shou.
This time Shaminghe chose to evaporate.
After the mission was completed, he quickly left the city, settled in a small hotel, and pressed the button to exit the world.
Unlimited system: The system reports error 1001 and cannot connect to the server.
Shaminghe:.
Not surprisingly.
He was about to write a bug report when he heard the delivery boy knocking on the door.
As a result, the protagonist, Gong, came in with red eyes and pushed him down on the bed without saying a word.
Sha Minghe: Damn it, everything is in chaos!
World ③: ABO world, but Double A falls in love and kills each other
According to the script... Forget it, the script is useless.
Sha Minghe took the initiative to approach the protagonist and asked: Are you selling your butt?
Protagonist attack:?
The two had a fight.
Then hit the bed.
Sha Minghe:? Brother, wake up, we are old enemies, and I am still Alpha!
The other party chuckled: Isn't this more exciting?
Intent: Survival itself is the most powerful resistance to absurdity
