Professor's Mirror Image of Cross-Dressing Lover

[The infinite weird story about the Chinese-style K-style demolition family next door "The weird story about being a human being that is forbidden to teach the rules" is now open, welcome to play] Lin Sanqian is sick. He began to secretly dress up as a woman, and secretly fell in love with himself dressed as a woman in the mirror. He put on stockings, a wig, put on blue lipstick, and raised his head to reveal his sexy Adam's apple, which was contradictory and charming. He calls himself dressed as a woman in the mirror: Lan. He lit a cigarette for Lan and put it out at the corner of Lan's eyes. The soot remaining on the mirror is like a mole of tears. Lin Sanqian believes that it is time to say goodbye to Lan before she is completely unable to extricate herself. So he burned all the women's clothes and burned Lan. A few years later, Lin Sanqian was working in the school and his life was stable and peaceful. Until one day, he began to receive express delivery from a mysterious person, which contained Lan's clothes, stockings and lipstick. There's even a selfie of Lan who he burned long ago. Lin Sanqian began to suspect that he was being spied on. While he was trying to find clues about the mysterious man, he continued to receive a steady stream of information about "Blue". Until one day, Lan stood in front of him. Wearing bright blue lipstick, she tilted her head slightly while holding a cigarette, revealing her sexy Adam's apple. Lan pointed to the mole in the corner of his eye: "Teacher Lin, do you still remember your Lan?" [Mirror image of women dressed as yanderes x gentle, cool and neurotic ones] *Mirror copy type is self-defeating; *Experimental type, probably not long; *There are many variations in the column that are self-defeating. If you like it, you can come and play~ —————————————— Preliminary collection of self-inflicted essays on the same theme: "The Colonel's Mirror-Image Cross-dressing Lover" Colonel Chi has a dark history. When he was a teenager, he lived in a slum area and used women's clothing to travel to the entertainment venues and steal the guests' belongings to make ends meet. Before nightfall, he put on stockings, a wig, and blood-colored lipstick. The smell of perfume on her body is dizzying, cheap, warm and charming. He calls himself dressed as a woman in the mirror: Hong. Years later, the interstellar war ends. Chi Ran became Colonel Chi. At the celebration banquet after his triumphant return, he saw the red figure of the "dancing girl" at a glance and recognized the dancing girl as "Hong" from back then. With her seductive appearance, Hongli shuttled among the guests nimbly and gained a lot. Until the cold handcuffs closed on Hong's wrist, Colonel Chi looked over coldly: "Miss, you are under arrest." Hong smiled and raised his hand, very cooperative: "Okay, before being interrogated, can you invite the colonel to finish this dance?" Lu Ran frowned, and Hong's low voice sounded in his ears—— "Colonel Chi, do you still remember your red?" Mirror image of women dressed in crazy clothes x abstinence and hard colonel sex ———————— The next book is a Chinese-style geeky story about violence and violence called "Ghostly Talk about Becoming a Human Being" Su Lai lacks the nerve to perceive fear and is naturally interested in the weird. In order not to be regarded as a madman, he pretended to be a mentally stable ordinary person, working, renting, and paying off debts. Until one day, something strange happened. All kinds of strange rules are springing up like mushrooms after a rain, quietly polluting human society. [Hello citizens, in order to ensure your life and mental safety, please read the Citizen Code carefully] [1. After 12 midnight, no strangers will enter your home. If you accidentally see a stranger "person" appear...] Su Lai: It doesn't matter. I will throw him out the same way he came. [2. There will be no adults wearing red and white striped hospital gowns in this city. If you don't encounter them, please leave two 100-yuan notes immediately...] Su Lai: I helped him take off his hospital gown, put it on myself and charged him 200 yuan. It's okay if he doesn't bring any banknotes, just transfer money. [3. Please always remember your identity as a human being and obey the rules] Su Lai: Oh, I decided not to be a human being anymore. [Citizens cannot choose their own roles] Su Lai: As long as I say yes, like being a father according to the rules. Other citizen players are crazy and dying, but Su Lai wears pink flip-flops and rides a shabby motorcycle every day, killing ghosts and demons. He let his nature go and his mental state became more and more beautiful. … Su Lai quickly broke all the rules, and the ghosts who were bullied to the point of crying complained to the system one after another. The system is in dire straits. In order to stop this citizen from bullying the rules and NPCs, it can only find a host to negotiate in person. [Hello citizens, the system has decided to promote you from an ordinary citizen to a rule boss] Su Lai sneered: You want me to work in vain? Want to eat shit [Five insurances and one fund, annual leave, fifteen salary, flexible work, flat management, no overtime] Su Lai: If I can wear flip-flops to work, I can And later. The main god asked the system: Did the new boss make good rules to scare the citizens? System [No, he is busy with other things] Lord God: ... What are you busy with? Su Lai: Busy teaching the rules of life. Violent aesthetics/frequently going crazy/considering himself to be an ordinary person/high combat power and intelligence/mental state of being beautiful and handsome vs. A gentle scum/pathological paranoia/misunderstanding of ordinary people/thinking that he is S but actually being M/mental state jumps to the main divine attack Mission: Love is a beacon, guiding lost people to a better future