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Qiao Zhi is just an ordinary all-around little genius.
I made a movie and unexpectedly won the Golden Duck Award.
When I was a rock climbing coach, I accidentally beat a member of the national team.
Even as a dishwasher, she washed the most beautiful dishes.
––Until [Welcome to the Director's Dream Factory]
Enter the infinite world, become a New Year film director, and embark on the Everest of life.
Fate made Qiao selected to be the director of a Lunar New Year film.
When a romance film director conjures a handful of roses in his left hand and a diamond ring in his right hand.
When a horror film director has a ghost child in his left hand and a talisman in his right hand.
When the director of a fairy tale movie has a sky-cutting sword in his left hand and a pot of elixir in his right hand.
Qiao just silently took out his equipment——
A piece of red paper on the left hand – New Year's lucky star photo
A piece of red paper on the right hand - good luck for the festival
On the head is "Welcoming Spring and Receiving Blessings"
"Wish you a happy new year?"
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It was the first time I heard about the "Lunar New Year film" directors who all scoffed and laughed.
Until they entered the infinite world full of ambition, they found that red lanterns were hung on the windows, Spring Festival couplets were posted on the doors, and "Celebrate the New Year with joy" was playing in their ears.
Save! How do they make romance movies/horror movies/fairy tales/tragedies... Ah!
"Bringing the Sperm Mom to a Variety Show"
Chi Yue is a douchebag.
After completing three strategy missions and giving birth to three children, she ran away with a perfunctory excuse.
"There are no shrimps for lunch today." "The flowers outside the window are not pretty." "My son spilled a grain of rice during his meal today."
In another mission, she passed through the possession of a real and fake daughter. The original owner was the real daughter who had a heart disease. The fake daughter indirectly killed her in her previous life. This time, Chi Yue participated in the variety show "Family Journey" with her, but Chi Yue did not expect that her three sons were also in this variety show.
The fake daughter Jiang Shanshan won the love of the audience for her gentleness and sensibleness, but Chi Yue was insulted by the entire network for various evil ways.
Although, on the show, she has always followed the principle of excellence, and she is capable but not sensible.
Traveling abroad on a budget, the real daughter worked hard to save money, but the program team gave her and Qing Ling a week's living expenses, which was spent by Chi Yue in ten minutes. The audience immediately became furious and cursed her for letting Qing Ling starve.
As a result, the originally cold and ascetic actor Qing Ling laughed wantonly, turned around and went to perform on the street, and then gave all the money to Chi Yue to squander.
Traveling in the countryside, the real daughter went to work in the fields, which was very down-to-earth. The program team gave Chi Yue a thatched house. Chi Yue turned around and was about to leave and exit the program. The audience celebrated and walked quickly to let her leave.
As a result, the originally cold and dignified boss Gu Junze instantly became red-eyed, turned around and gave up his small villa to Chi Yue, and went to live in a thatched house by himself.
During an outdoor trip, Chi Yue insisted on going into the river to wash her feet, but accidentally sprained her ankle. The audience gloated at her misfortune and let her do it!
I thought that Shen Xingyi, who always liked to talk back to Chi Yue and was irritating the sky and the earth, would abandon Chi Yue without hesitation. However, the always arrogant young man knelt on the ground and picked up Chi Yue, his voice was hoarse and his hands were shaking nervously.
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On a variety show, the host asked the guests what kind of person their mother was.
Qingling: She is a world-famous musician with a gentle personality.
Gu Junze: She is a painter and idealistic.
Shin Xingyi: She is an excellent scientist, rational and cold.
But none of the three said anything. Their mother was really crazy.
Just when the audience was discussing the legendary experiences of the three mothers, they suddenly discovered that the three of them came to Chi Yue from time to time.
Audience:? Is this a poison?
It wasn't until Chi Yue played a world-class performance on the violin in the show, and her paintings were wildly praised by the Art Association, and she casually helped farmers whose crops had declined to find out the problem, that they discovered that Chi Yue... Seemed different from what they thought.
They are doing it! They have the ability to do it!
Until later, when Chi Yue wanted to leave the show early, the three of them stood in front of Chi Yue and shouted to her mother not to leave.
Mom? !
Netizen: Mother-in-law, I was mistaken!
#The annoying person has become my future mother-in-law#
#Mom, look at me, I am your wife#
Intention: Handle the relationship between people correctly and treat others well, there will always be rewards
Reader comments
I fell into a pit... I can't climb out, Aru
Damn, the pace of the story is too fast, I still feel confused when I see it
After being read by Amway, I realized that this was the second time I had read this article, and I also learned that the author had left long ago. Eh. . . May the author rest in peace and be happy and healthy in the next life.
I fell into a pit... I can't climb out, Aru
Damn, the pace of the story is too fast, I still feel confused when I see it
After being read by Amway, I realized that this was the second time I had read this article, and I also learned that the author had left long ago. Eh. . . May the author rest in peace and be happy and healthy in the next life.